TeenDramaWhore

GOSSIP GIRL (Seder Anything)

• Woah!  The ‘previously on GG’ scenes include one from a super-early season 1 episode.  Random?  Probably not.
• Love seeing the ending from the last ep again with Blair and Nate.
• I don’t like when Blair has these dreams.  They’re pretty stupid.
• But who knew Leighton could do accents?!
• Yay! Cyrus is back!
• Ummm…Passover ended almost a week ago.  Sucks that The CW scheduling screwed up the timing.
• Q1: “Being a socialite was good enough for Jackie O.”–Blair
• Boho Barista = Vanessa
• Q2: “I am a 17-year-old billionaire with tremendous stamina.”–Chuck
• Did Serena really even go to Spain?  Something fishy’s going on…
• Plot twist!  Nate got in to Columbia!
• Being on some socialite committee is NOT a life plan.
• Who is this Wes kid?
• Q3: “Apparently a tree does not grow in Brooklyn.”–Dan (Did younger viewers get the reference??)
• Q4: “There’s gotta be a job on Craigslist that doesn’t involve dealing or nudity.”–Dan
• Blair is resisting Vanderbilt’s hints.
• Whoops, not anymore!  Figures he would bribe her.  Figures she would take it!
• No Dorota this episode?  Sad!
• Aaron conveniently missing from his father’s Passover seder.  Not even a mention!
• Interesting that Serena called Cyrus.
• Understand why Lily is “furious” with her.
• Q5: “It seems the old Serena is back and I’m not very happy to see her.”–Lily
• Q6: “I’m one of the chosen ones!”–Blair
• I knew Dan would end up working the Waldorf dinner.
• Like the Passover talk.  Let it be known, though, that The O.C. tackled Judaism first.  (Actually, you can argue that Beverly Hills 90210 did but that’s for another time.)
• Does Nate know Blair was bribed?  He looks pissed about something.
• I thought overseas marriages weren’t legal in the U.S. without filing a marriage license here.  So what’s the problem?
• Also let it be know that The O.C. did the overseas marriage first with Taylor.
• Q7: “How does one not know one is married?”–Dan
• Ugh!  The promo was so misleading!  It spliced together dialogue to look like Dan was saying he was jealous of Serena getting  married.  In actuality, he was just insulted!  Big difference!
• Figures Lily was invited to the seder.  Or she invited herself?  Why would she do that?  Did she know the art dealer would be there?
• Oh, kosher wine.  We have a close relationship.
• Interesting that Jenny went to Lily’s with Wes as if it were her house, too.
• LOL Chuck and the girl interrupting Monopoly
• Q8: “Dan, we need matzo!”–Eleanor
• Woah!  Vanderbilt was responsible for Nate’s father going down!  Didn’t expect that!
• How did Gabriel know where Serena was?  Chuck!  Why am I not surprised?
• Q9: “Dan was my first love.  Nothing can change that.”–Serena (sort of lying to Gabriel)
• Awkward using Dan to cover for her.  And not really fair, either.
• Q10: “I will always love her.”–Dan (sort of lying to Gabriel)
• Q11: “There’s even an empty seat.  It’s for Elijah but you can take it.”–Eleanor
• Flo Rida “Right Round” song seems really random and un-GG-like.
• Love how awkward the dinner was.
• Why is Chuck bothered that he already slept with this girl before?  Surprised that he cares.
• Woah!  Jenny and Chuck are having it out!  This came out of nowehere.  Really surprised Jenny brought it up.
• Interesting explanation from Vanderbilt.  Not sure if I believe him.
• Really awkward to sit there and hold hands with your ex.
• Understand why Nate’s upset.  And I’m not sure if Blair’s more upset that her plan didn’t work or that she’s losing Nate.
• Serena seems to forget that she’s only in high school.
• Not surprising she got in to Brown considering she got in to Yale.
• Q12: “Sometimes messes can be fun.”–Lily
• Figures the marriage was just a misunderstanding.  Always is in GG land.
• She’s kind of betraying Poppy, though, right?
• Interesting Nate went to Chuck to talk about Blair.  Must be difficult for C.
• So Rufus will sell the gallery and do what for income?  Kind of an irresponsible move when he can barely pay now for Dan’s tuition.
• Q13: “I always pictured you as the next Hillary.”  “Except I’d win.”–Serena and Blair
• Is Blair genuinely upset about Nate?
• Why didn’t Nate say goodbye to Chuck?  Not nice.
• Very nice and out-of-character for Chuck to apologize.  He seems so sad and lost.
• Nice of Blair to apologize to Cyrus.  They have a very cute relationship.
• Q14: “Can you forgive me?”  “That’s why God invented Yom Kippur!”–Blair and Cyrus
• Blair stops Nate before he can speak.  What was he going to say?!
• Really doubt that Gabriel came back just for Serena.
• Ooh, Poppy does know!  Is this a set-up?
• No Vanessa this episode.  Don’t mind that at all!
• Promo: Poppy-Gabriel-Serena triangle, Chuck ends up with Blair, and Georgina is back!

ONE TREE HILL (I Would For You)

• Preview thingie suggests we’re getting back to Nathan’s basketball storyline.
• Really don’t want more Mouth and Millicent.
• Ugh, Victoria!
• Q1: “Oh, my eyes!”–Brooke about seeing Victoria
• Brooke has a cute bedroom.
• Q2: “She frightens me.”–Sam about Victoria
• Nate’s coach is pretty cute.
• What kind of name is Nino?
• Not surprised Jamie’s a smartie.
• Nice to see Lucas and Skills back on the River Court.
• Lucas already knew about Skill’s breakup from the last episode.  Continuity error!
• Cute that Mouth got Broadway tickets.  Let them stay in New York!
• Is this the dreaded car scene?
• Is Peyton looking at the mother and daughter and seeing her and her mom or her and her future child?
• Guess it’s better that the accident was at the beginning of the episode rather than a cliffhanger.
• Really thought it was going to be different–as if Peyton was seeing if she could survive how her mother died.
• Peyton has placenta previa.  Never heard of it.
• Q3: “We could lose her, Brooke.”–Lucas about Peyton
• Not sure I see the point of Nathan and Nino playing 1-on-1.  Doesn’t seem the best way to “teach” him.
• Woah!  Sam and Jack are kind of sharing a bed!
• Q4: “I’m telling you that woman was like a zombie, a vampire and Principal Rumkus all rolled into one.”–Sam about Victoria
• Cute and funny that they’re calling kissing gross.
• That Burger King guy IS scary!
• Aw, they’re holding hands now!
• Smart of Sam to lock her out.  Figures she has a key.  So sneaky that one!
• Nice to see Brooke upset for/about Peyton.
• Q5: “How are we gonna get through this?”  “I dunno.  We just will.”  “You’re damn right we will.”–Brooke and Peyton
• Was Peyton kept overnight?  Is it the next night?
• I know I always can take a nap!
• So many flowers!  Sent from whom?  Or just from Lucas?
• Ack!  I forgot the car would be totaled!
• Q6: “It’s worth more than you know.”–Lucas about The Comet
• This private school looks so sterile and stuffy!  And Jamie looks so uncomfy.
• Gotta admit it probably had to take a lot for Victoria to ask Brooke to come to the company.
• True–they both did say and do things that were wrong.  But I understand why Brooke won’t help her.
• Also, companies don’t go broke that quickly.
• Not surprised Victoria is appealing to Brooke’s heart.
• Jamie is cute trying his comedy routine.
• Recess books!  WTF?!
• And mathketball! And “mathholes”!
• Why does Haley actually like this??
• Was Peyton order to take it easy or be on bedrest?  There’s a big difference.
• How’d Peyton get The Comet in the first place?
• Really cute that Jamie talks about Skills to his teacher.
• Q7: “You and Lucas always beat the odds.”–Haley to Peyton
• Interesting that Sam is sad Jack is leaving when she willing to leave him in the last episode.  And Charlotte is a lot closer to Tree Hill than LA is!
• I do like that Sam is still upset about Julian leaving.
• Q8: “I know to follow my heart instead of locking it away.”–Sam to Brooke
• Is Sam really Brooke’s excuse?  Though I do like how motherly she’s become.
• Q9: “Just admit that Julian loved you and you were too scared or too stupid to love him back.”–Sam
• Really really love seeing Skills with Jamie and the kids.
• Interesting that Nate relates Jamie schooling to Dan.
• Um…Coachella is over already.  Another problem with The CW scheduling!
• Why would Sam open up to Victoria?
• Victoria is kind of lying–or rewriting history.  She barely stuck around–she always left Brooke along!
• Q10: “Hi Sawyer B E.”  “Hi Davis B P.”–Brooke and Peyton
• Did they just say ‘Vicwhoria?’  Did I hear that right?
• Looks like Jack’s getting some cool foster parents.
• Not surprised Sam is kind of jealous.
• Girlfriend exchange was cute!  And they kissed!
• So random of Haley to use Jamie and Chuck as an example!
• Surprised Brooke only asked for 51 percent of the company.  She should’ve done 60-40.
• LOL Jamie giving his teacher followers on behalf of Skills.  He IS a genius!
• Mouth and Millicent’s computer thing is kind of creepy.
• Really cute that Haley and Mia came over with music equipment.
• Woah!  Totally thought it was going to be Brooke comforting Sam!  But Victoria!
• Will Victoria use Sam like a pawn?
• No follow-up on the Haley teaching storyline.
• Promo: Brooke and Victoria battle of Sam; cute Jamie and Skills stuff; Nick Lachey’s first appearance