TeenDramaWhore

90210 (One Party Can Ruin Your Whole Summer)

• Previously on features a lot: Kelly threatening Liam, Jen/Naomi, Annie accused of ruing prom party, Silver rejected prom queen, Liam/Naomi, Adrianna in labor
• Naomi filling Jen in on what Liam shared with her.  Guess she never learned not to kiss and tell.
• Q1: “Oh, Jen’s not a grown up. She’s my sister.”–Naomi
• Jen refuses party but Naomi reminds her that it’s actually her house.  This won’t end well, I’m sure.
• Q2: “Benedict Annie is right there.”–Some girl
• Gotta love Naomi’s back-handed compliments.
• Who texted Naomi about Adrianna?
• So now Annie’s in charge of the party. Again, this won’t end well.
• LOL They’re trapped in a sea of limos
• Wow, this Phoebe girl is an annoying bitch!
• Liam is still being kind of sweet.  How long will it last?
• Of course Naomi doesn’t tell Liam that she already shared his secrets.  Will come back to haunt her.
• LOL This nurse is hysterically ridiculous.
• Why didn’t they just go to the ER?
• A capella at prom.  Wow.
• Kelly and Harry still kind of flirting with each other.  But here’s Debbie.
• That sundae bar looked amazing!
• LOL Harry takes the brownies with him
• The party is already in full swing and Annie’s already losing control
• Ethan and Dixon both staring at Silver. If only they could see how awkward it is!
• Dixon is venting to the wrong person.
• Q3: “What can I do?  I love her, man.  When she’s across the room I miss her.”–Dixon about Silver
• Wow.  Ethan’s is carrying around a picture of Silver.  CREEPY!
• Surprised Harry left the prom to the go to the hospital.  Who is in charge now?
• At least they’re wondering where Dixon and Annie are.
• Q4: “Where did you get those, piglet?
• Wow, Adrianna is giving birth 3 weeks only.  Are we just repeating the original’s Andrea storyline?
• Surprised Ade is kind of thinking straight, and about important things.
• Love that Navid is so on top of everything.
• Why does Adrianna want Brenda so badly?  What difference does she make?
• And since when is Brenda in China?
• Promo for Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood.  At least they know their audience!
• Promo for Road to 90210 contest
• Dixon and Ethan chugging wine or something.  But where’s Silver?
• Wow, Liam sketching Annie from afar.  He’s so weird!
• Whew, the baby is okay.  And it’s a girl!
• Adrianna is okay, too.  Sort of.
• Doesn’t want to get attached to the baby, which is understandable.  She’s being really brave.
• Harry catches Navid lying about Dixon and Annie.  But how will he actually find them?
• Okay, Debbie and Harry acting ridiculous.
• Could really do without this pop brownie storyline.
• Since when does Dixon DJ?
• Silver is going to the wrong person for advice!
• Mature of Ethan to speak in favor of her and Dixon.
• Uht oh, Ethan has the wrong coat,which means Dixon has the one with the picture of Silver!
• Really, Debbie and Harry are just wasting episode time.
• Eek.  Debbie sees Kelly touch Harry and suspects crush.  Foreshadowing?
• Figure Phoebe’s sick.
• Annie should not be leaving the party to drive her home!  Stupid move!
• Jen lying to Liam about who she is AND tells him what Naomi told her.
• She really is going all-out on this revenge thing!
• Liam kind of reminded me of The O.C’s Ryan in this scene.
• Brenda!  As Cleopatra!
• She actually looks kinda good.  LOL
• Come to think of it, we never saw what happened with the school play.
• Q5: “We both love drama, we both live pretty dramatic lives.”–Brenda to Adrianna
• Okay, fine, so they’re kind of similar.
• Come on, Brenda!  At least put Adrianna in wheelchair!
• WTF?!  Jim Walsh CANNOT be dying.  Please tell me this is a dream sequence or something.  I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE NEW 90210  FUCKING WITH THE OLD ONE!!!
• Okay, Brenda is acting really weird.
• Teaching Adrianna a lesson–say goodbye to your baby!
• Okay, so this is definitely a dream but SO NOT OKAY!
• Plus, how would Adrianna even dream the correct name of Brenda’s father?
• Wonder if Adrianna will keep the baby now.  Doubt the show wants that burden.
• LOL Silver jumped in the pool in her prom dress!  Looks like a lot of fun.
• Ack, Dixon is on to Ethan!
• Q6: “So how long have you had a thing for my girlfriend?”–Dixon
• Ethan covering really badly.
• Ethan’s right. He didn’t DO anything.
• Double ack!  Silver is interrupting at the worst moment!
• Q7: “You’re king jock, right?  So man up. Admit it.”  “Fine!  I like you Silver.”–Dixon and Ethan
• Q8: “I’ll be back here first thing tomorrow.  And by that I mean mid-afternoon.  Definitely before dinner.”–Naomi
• Ty signed the form.  And gave Navid a cigar.  Kind of being mature, given the situation.
• Debbie brings the “crush” up to Kelly!  Awkward!  But Kelly doesn’t deny it.  Hmmm…
• Uht oh, Naomi s looking for Liam—>catches him getting dressed in her room!
• Naomi determines it was Jen based on the clothes she finds.
• Q9: “I don’t ever want to see you again.”–Naomi to Liam
• Jen now says who she really is and Liam is PISSED!
• Q10: “You are a bitch!”  “Don’t be vulgar.  And yes, I am.”–Liam and Jen
• WOAH!  Naomi is accusing Annie!  Where is this coming from?
• Oh, she founds Annie’s wrap.  Had to be coincidentally there, right?
• Naomi throwing Ethan back in Annie’s face.  I guess it fits, given what Naomi thinks.
• Q11: “She acts like this innocent girl from Kansas.  That’s not who she is!”–Naomi about annie
• Everyone is turning on Annie!
• OMG, this is so mean!!!!!!
• Q12: “Screw you, Naomi.  Screw all of you!”–Annie
• And the volcano finally erupts…
• Wow, really can’t take Shenae’s acting.
• Annie calling the cops on the party.  And leaves with a bottle of alcohol…
• Okay, so now Brenda really IS there.
• Uht oh, adoptive parents have arrived!  Adrianna is understandably upset.
• Q13: “How am I going to say goodbye?”–Adrianna
• Q14: “All I can say is adoption is a wonderful gift.  And I’m speaking from experience.  That’s why I was in China.  I adopted a little girl.”–Brenda
• And that little girl is with Jim and Cindy right now!  Aw, wish we saw them!
• Silver chasing after Ethan.  Why not Dixon??
• Woah!  Ethan kisssed her!  Very intense!
• Q15: “I don’t think we’re just friends.  And I don’t want to be just friends.  I want to be something more or I don’t want anything.  Just think about it, Silver.  Why are you outside with me indea of with your boyfriend?”–Ethan
• He makes a good point, but ultimatums are never a good thing.
• Ugh, I can’t stand seeing Jen comforting Naomi.  Makes me so bad.
• Sara Foster is a wonderful actress, though.  Love how she plays the character.
• Police sirens!
• Adrianna does give up the baby.  I feel so bad for her.
• What kind of name is Maisie/
• Liam looks very sexy in bed!
• He’s leaving a message for Naomi.  I think it’s going to take more than that to fix this.
• Double woah!  Liam is being dragged off to “wilderness camp”!
• And now it’s daytime.
• And Annie’s driving drunk.
• And, of course, she hits something…or someone.
• Wow, she just committed a hit-and-run!
• Someone with a West Bev bumper sticker pulled up to thing/body/whatever.
• The end!
• Decent cliffhanger.
• Can’t believe they ended the Silver-Ethan storyline like this when Dustin Milligan won’t be back next season.  So unsatisfying.  This had a lot of potential!
• And what happened with the sirens?  They didn’t follow up with that.
• Come back tomorrow to participate in my 90210 season 1 evaluation!