TeenDramaWhore

Part One

Character: Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl)

Style: Blunt and self-absorbed

Example: “After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a Speak-Easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he’s a total pig who’ll act like it never happened, thank God.” (Seventeen Candles, Episode 1.8)

“It doesn’t matter what you do but I’m a Waldorf!” (A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate, 1.13)

“You haven’t heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here!” (Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing, 1.18)

“A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away.” (Summer Kind of Wonderful, 2.1)

“It’s so hard finding obedient minions.” (Gone With The Will, 2.15)