TeenDramaWhore

ONE TREE HILL (Searching for a Former Clarity)

• This Sims tie-in, clearly just an ad, is really weird and annoying.  I thought they were done with this crap since they hadn’t done a tie-in for a long time now.
• Do like when they tie-in the audio singing and it turns out to be Mia or someone.
• Q1: “I’m getting a heart.”  “It’s about time.”–Dan and Lucas
• Ugh, Dixon is back and still sex-obsessed.  And there’s that “Peyton” girl.  Seems like an unnecessary waste of the show’s budget, no?
• LOL Love Skills coaching the kids!  But why is there no kiddie-sized basket?
• The principal looks familiar.  What else  has she been in?
• There’s legal help out there specifically for school newspapers.  Haley should get that!  (That’s the journalist in me talking!)
• Ew!  The dog actually ATE the heart!  Was that supposed to be comical or dramatic?
• Yup, this is a total Sims sponsorship thing.  Check out cwtv.com/thesims3
• 90210 promo
• Why doesn’t Sam tell Brooke the straight truth about the shoplifting?
• Q2: “You are an unfixable smart ass!”–Brooke
• How and why does Julian know about Peyton’s medical troubles?
• Why was Julian’s dad fired?  The economy?  Now that’s a tie-in that would make sense!
• Coach Uncle Skills!  Man, he is so cute with the kids!
• Mad Haley is pretty funny.
• Is it really appropriate for Jamie to visit Quentin’s grave?  Or roam around a cemetery?
• Aw, Peyton is visiting her mom!
• Q3: “This place is way too full with people I love and miss.  There’s not room for any more.”–Lucas
• Aw, Jamie found Keith’s grave!
• Really not mature or appropriate of Lucas to tell Jamie to ask Dan about Keith.
• Don’t get why Dan still has a grave there.
• Funny yet sad scene with Dan saying God sent only a “cranky bitch nanny and a dog” to try to kill him.
• Q4: “I give up.”–Dan
• Surprised Jamie wants that picture of Keith and that Lucas gave it to him.  That’s such a special picture!
• I really liked Mia’s song.
• Another Sims reference.
• Deb doesn’t waste any time with the break-up, does she?
• Aw, Skills still wants her!
• Wonder what her real motive is…
• Q5: “When I hang up, I’m going to kill you and then your dead body is grounded.”–Brooke to Sam
• Julian should’ve told Brooke in person that he’s leaving.
• Another 90210 promo.
• Q6: “You’re evil, you know that?”  “What tipped you off?  Our miserable marriage or the prison term?”–Deb and Dan
• If Dan is saying his goodbyes, how imminent is his death?
• Do you think Dan still loves her?  Or just has a lot of regrets?
• Q7: “I just lost $300,000.  And you lost DEB.  Dude, shut up!”-Lucas to Skills
• Where’s Peyton during this whole bar scene?
• Really like that Julian cares about Sam..
• Sam cries a lot.  Is she the new Peyton?
• Love that Sam thinks Julian and Brooke are “the only thing that does matter.”
• Can’t believe Dan told Jamie the truth. Not sure how I feel about that.
• Fifth 90210 promo of the night.
• Aw, Julian called Sam and Brooke amazing!
• Like that Julian and Lucas are kind of friends now.
• Q8: “It’s Brooke Davis.  So if you don’t try, you’re an idiot.”  “Thank you.”–Lucas and Julian
• Q9: “Peyton happened to love it along with other  big things I have.”  “You know, I’m really glad you’re leaving.”–Julian and Lucas
• Lucas’ morals and dreamy nature reminds me of Dawson.
• Hope this is the last we see of Dixon or Reese or whatever his name is!
• This apology thing must be very embarrassing for Haley. Surprised she’s doing it.
• And then she doesn’t!  Go Haley!
• Q10: “Sometimes the beauty is in the attempt.”–Julian (?)
• This is two heartbreaks in a row for Julian.
• Q11: “I’m gonna miss you, Brooke Davis.”–Julian
• Aw, I’ve really missed Luke and Nathan on the River Court.
• Okay, so the dog eating the heart thing was definitely meant to be dramedy.
• Good to see Luke and Nate addressing Dan and his death.
• Yes!  A season four flashback!
• Okay, so where is Dan going??  He’s all packed up.
• How did Brooke find Jack?  Very sweet.
• Peyton, Haley and Mia are very cute together.
• How long is Jack going to stay with them?
• Yes!  Luke and Nate are playing ball!  Ah, the memories!
• Woah!  There’s Dan.
• Dan is always complimenting them in his goodbyes, etc., instead of saying what they need to hear: that he screwed up and he’s sorry.
• Damn Sims again!
• Jamie’s fixation on Keith is cute but not healthy.
• Q12: “Say goodnight to Tree Hill.”  “Goodnight Tree Hill.”–Haley and Jamie
• Promo shows Keith’s autobody shop!

Read Part One of my reaction here.