TeenDramaWhore

We’re back to being Tori Spelling-less but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch tonight’s new 90210.

Come back later this week for my reaction post.

90210 (Between a Sign and a Hard Place)

• This is Tori’s second episode and her last for at least this season.
• Q1: “Those aren’t bugs; that’s pulp.”–Silver
• Sammy is pretty cute.  Glad to see Ruby again.
• Donna looks fantastic.  Like seeing her in the mom role.
• How long has it been since the last episode?  Are Tori and Ruby still staying in Sammy’s room?
• Silver seems like she’s hesitant to return to school.
• Wonder if Harry and Debbie know Dixon sought out his birth mom.
• It’s probably pretty uncommon to see a yard sale in Beverly Hills.
• We know Annie and Naomi’s friendship won’t last.
• Q2: “You’re ready to be a girl’s girl.”  “Bring on the Barbie dolls.”–Debbie and Annie
• Annie and Naomi’s friendship seems kind of awkward.
• Bella Cruise name-dropped.  Did viewers pick up on who that is?
• Annie’s trying to hard.  Naomi isn’t even worth it.
• OK, I’ll give you this: skipping class to go to the beach is something Dylan would do.
• Like seeing Navid taking care of Adrianna.
• Guess Donna’s moving forward with her store.
• Or sabotaging it?  I’m confused.
• How long ago did D & D move to Japan?  Dialogue suggests something like 4 years…
• Q3: “I just miss it here.  I want to come home.”–Donna
• Q4: “So if I move back here, what does that mean? Divorce?”–Donna
• Gossip Girl promo
• Back from the beach already?  Oh, apparently the school day is over.
• This is an interesting new side of Ethan.
• The Peach Pit is back!  Where’s Nat?
• That scene with the mean girls was very GG-esque.
• Silver not wanting to back to school where everyone will be talking about her reminds when Marissa (on The O.C.) didn’t want to go back after Trey’s shooting.
• So Dixon and Silver are back together, right?
• Really don’t need stupid Debbie and Harry scenes.
• Guess Naomi’s dad will be back now that he has a sex scandal!
• Funny that Donna is going to a psychic because, according to her book, Tori did too!
• LOL Man with a sixpack!
• GG promo
• I like Naomi’s 80s look.
• I’ve never been good at foosball.
• Will Annie spill the beans about Naomi’s father?
• Why are they so enthusiastic about foosball??
• LOL Adrianna trying to play adoption matchmaker.
• Distancing herself from the baby probably won’t work.
• I like seeing Kelly and Donna chat like old times.
• Why is Silver in a church?
• Ah, so Annie isn’t the one who breaks the news.  Naomi’s father is so scummy!
• Surprised that Kelly (I guess) is letting Silver watch Sammy and Ruby.
• Accidentally ending up in a “gay place” has been done before on Beverly Hills 90210: in season 4 Steve and Brandon ended up in a gay cafe and in season 5 David and Clare mistakenly invited a lesbian group to a rave.
• Wish Kelly and Donna had a Peach Pit scene.  With Nat, of course.
• Guess Liam’s back to giving Naomi the cold shoulder.
• Yikes!  Naomi knows Annie knew all along.  Annie made a bad choice.  A few bad choices, actually.
• Kelly wants Donna to move back and leave David?
• So Naomi IS moving.  But where?
• Love how Annie just offers her house without even checking with her parents.
• Annie and Naomi are kind of flirting.  Guess you can argue Donna and Kelly did, too.
• Adrianna is visibly uncomfortable interviewing these prospective parents.
• The dog question is pretty fair, IMO.
• Why are they grunting in foosball?  And who plays to 70?  And why are they acting like little schoolgirls?
• How is the store opening already?!
• Donna could be in Japan and have a satellite store in LA.  Not unheard of.
• Hate that this storyline is really based on the fact that Brian Austin Green couldn’t come on the show and represent David.
• Surprised Kelly’s not talking to David herself.
• Donna doesn’t seem too happy.
• Brave of Silver to come to the opening.
• But I really don’t understand how the story is ready practically overnight.
• The flowers from David are a nice gesture.
• Here’s Kelly’s awkward run-in with Ryan.
• HA!  A man with a sixpack: Ryan with a sixpack of beer!
• Why is she willing to try with him again?
• Not right of Kel to ditch Donna.
• Guess this is the start of Silver and Ethan’s “whatever”
• Q5: “Two ex-girlfriends sounds a little claustrophic.”–Ethan
• Naomi really gave it to Liam!  And then she caved!  Ugh.
• Really don’t get why Liam goes back and forth.  This doesn’t make him likeable.
• Silver wants to go to St. Claires.  Guess that explains the church.  How does Kelly not know about this?
• Understanding her wanting a fresh start.  Again, Marissa-like.
• Q6: “Think St. Claires has room for me?” “It’s an all-girls school.”  “It sounds better and better.”–Ethan and Silver
• So there won’t be any “committment” between Ryan and Kelly.  Wonder where this is going…
• That fish thing just got way too long of a scene.
• Weird that Adrianna is referring to the baby as “the kid.”
• Has Navid been wanting to raise the baby all along?
• Q7: “The only thing that matters is that I’m in love wi th you.  I’ve loved you since I was 7.  And I love your baby, too.”–Navid
• Q8: “I wanna be with you forever.”  “What are you saying, you want to get married?”  “Yes.”–Navid and Adrianna
• Did they just get served burgers?  Should be MEGABURGERS!  AND WHERE THE HELL IS NAT?!
• Can’t believe there wasn’t any follow-up with Dixon’s storyline.  I don’t like that.
• Promo: all about the soon-to-be Naomi-Liam-Annie triangle.