TeenDramaWhore

90210 (The Dionysian Debacle)

• That’s  a cute would-be wedding photo of Adrianna and Navid
• LOL Navid’s baby talk voice
• They can’t name the baby Hannah!  We already have a Hannah!
• Have to admit this fantasy sequence is pretty cute.
• Q1: “Unless you have the gestation of an elephant, the cat will let out of the bag.  Not to mix my animal metaphors.”–Navid
• Navid quite funny impersonating his mom, too.
• “Sperm donor” isn’t an accurate description of the baby’s father.
• Naomi and Liam to have a “official first date.”  It’s about time!
• Ew, did they have sex in Annie’s bed?!
• Clarence Thomas reference beyond Naomi and probably younger viewers.
• Annie and Debbie are clearly losing patience with her.  Don’t blame them.
• Liam canceled the date.  Figures.
• Can’t believe how Naomi is freaking out.  This scene is painfult o watch.
• Silver looks so conservative and so not like…Silver.
• Q2: “Don’t tell me you have a Yeshiva fetish!”–Silver to Dixon
• Fair to ask for Dixon’s support but I can understand him wanting to see her more.
• Interesting that she introduced herself as Erin.
• Class seems very intense and, um, very Catholic.
• Q3: “Navid and I are getting married.”  “What the hell?!”–Adrianna and Naomi
• Q4: “I want to be with him for the rest of my life.”–Adrianna
• Oh! Navid doesn’t know who the real father is!  This can’t be good.
• Promo for the 90210 roadtrip contest.
• Naomi is really obnoxious.  Like more so than usual.  Get rid of her and keep Ethan, ok?
• Q5: “Stop calling me Dixie!”–Dixon to Naomi
• LOL Naomi announced her gynecologist appointment.  Too awkward!
• Q6: “Super hot gyno.  He talks, I listen.”–Naomi
• Wow.  This Angelia girl is very anti-West Bev.
• Q7: “Think of religion as the best extracurricular activity ever.”–Angela
• So the Liam date is back on.  Only with Annie going, too.  Oh boy.
• Would the problem be that Silver has a boyfriend or that she has a black boyfriend?
• What’s wrong with just hanging out at home?
• Navid’s living room looks like the same set used for Ty’s. Hmmmm.
• LOL at how Adrianna revealed her pregnancy.
• Did Navid tell them it’s not his baby?
• Funny.  Their reaction was pretty much what Navid said it would be.
• Whoops.  Now they know the babydaddy truth!
• Wish I knew what they were saying!  What language is that??
• Wow, Liam’s cousin is quite weird.
• Q7: “Don’t do too much wooing.  Unless the women demand to be wooed.”–Liam
• Q8: “Two dollar beers.”  “What’s better than that?”  “One dollar beers.”–Liam and Naomi
• Liam looks cute but that’s notthing new.
• Are they using fake IDs or what?
• Annie’s perky even when she’s trying to insult someone.
• Is Liam opening up to her?  Or is this a line?
• Who knew Annie had a sense of humor?
• Is Liam trying to be nice now?
• Q9: “Whatever looks good on you.”–Liam to Naomi
• Did Naomi and Liam just kiss the whole time?
• Umm…did Liam just ask Annie out?!
• Navid’s dad says Adrianna like Ahhhhdriana, just like Andrea was (correctly) pronounded Ahhhndrea.
• Wow.  Cousins-in-law.  That’s a little much.
• Good for Annie for being honest with Naomi.
• Lackluster reaction from N.  Keeping it on the inside?
• Wow, did she just kick Annie out of her own room?!
• Q10: “Naomi’s upstairs.  She’ll try to teach me to french-braid her hair.”–Dixon
• LOL Everyone has Naomi complaints
• Impressed that Naomi is confronting him.  And he admits it!
• Q11: “That’s who I am, Naomi.”  “A huge douchebag?”–Liam and Naomi
• So is Liam trying to push Naomi away, really likes to play the field or actually likes Annie?
• Q12: “You’re the whore from the video!  Please don’t take offense to that.”–Angela
• Oh, great.  So 90210 is doing a save-your-soul repentance story, just like Gossip Girl’s Georgina.
• Ridiculous for Silver to be blaming Dixon.
• She is allowed to be upset–but responsibly.
• Has Silver stopped blogging?
• Dixon’s making good points but needs to realize this isn’t easy.
• Aw, Navid choosing to move in with her!
• Wait, does her mom know about all of this?
• Wow, this proposal is too sweet!  Wish I had the whole quote!
• Hmm.  I think 90210 has its first supercouple!
• Ack, she’s going to tell him the babydaddy truth!  Guess it’s better to get it overwith.
• Double ack, He’s super-pissed!
• Whew, he came back!  And left again! And came back, and…you get the picture.
• Intense, moving fight.  This is a great scene.
• Q13: “Put this on your finger and don’t you ever take it off again.”
• Do they really know what love is?  Guess Naley proved it could be done.
• Naomi is too confident.  It’s a turn-off.
• Here’s her sister, Jen.
• How’d she get in?
• Don’t like her already.
• She talks and acts a lot like Naomi.  Guess that’s good casting.
• Navid wants a job at The Peach Pit!  How about only if Nat is there? =)
• Aw, Adrianna’s mom is supportive!  That’s so great.
• Guessing this is a dream that Silver’s having.  Kind of lame but I get the point.
• Guess she did do the e-mail blast.  And now all the students are acting like they’re from Gossip Girl…
• Silver really takes her feelings out on the wrong people.
• Here’s Ryan, who’s been MIA this episode.
• Grammar jokes ARE hilarious!
• And now here’s Ethan.  No complaints!
• Do Ethan and Jen have a past?
• Whoops, they do!
• Q14: “Don’t worry.  I’ll never tell Naomi I was your first.”–Jen to Ethan
• No Kelly in this episode.
• Promo: Liam and Annie focused.

We’re back to being Tori Spelling-less but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch tonight’s new 90210.

Come back later this week for my reaction post.