TeenDramaWhore

90210 (Off the Rails)

• Didn’t air here in Chicago until 12:05 am!
• Like the way the previous scenes faded right into this week’s opener and it picks up exactly where we left off.
• Silver really thought Dixon would like a film of them having sex shown to the public?  Come on!
• No, don’t leave her alone!  She’ll run!  Classic mistake, Matthews!
• Or she’ll hide.  Same thing.
• So he doesn’t live in Melrose Place after all.  The sign on the building says Sea Breeze.
• So awkward for Annie and Ethan to have to get in the car together now!
• Really nice job splicing all those scenes together of everyone finding out and having similar conversations.
• Q1: “Liam’s a total psychopath and an awesome kisser.”–Naomi
• So awkward telling parents you had sex.
• Q2: “Why else do you film yourself having sex?  To improve your moods moves.”–Naomi
• Awesome, intense opener.  Credit goes to Jason Priestley and Rebecca Rand Kirshner Sinclair, I think.
• Gossip Girl promo
• Double awkward now that Annie & Ethan and Kelly & Ryan have to pair up.
• Adrianna should be happy to babysit.  She needs the practice!
• Harry right about kids not telling their parents they’ve had sex.
• Candyland!
• Sammy isn’t a baby.  He’s like four, isn’t he?
• Yes, Navid pointed that out!
• Odd to make out with a big belly there like that.
• Figured Adrianna would go with adoption.  Or plan to, anyway.
• Understand why she feels it’s not Navid’s problem.
• Is that book Lord Byron?!  That’s what Dylan (Beverly Hills, 90210) used to read!
• Silver said she’s going back to the source.  What is the source??
• Q3: “Without you life isn’t worth living.”–Silver to Dixon
• Why did he hang up on her?  He should’ve gotten more details first!
• Promo with Shenae Grimes for the countdown to prom contest.
• One Tree Hill promo
• Dixon is in denial or something.  Why else is he being so cold?
• Weird that Silver’s movie is playing.  Did she do that?
• Oh, Naomi did.  Nice that she’s looking, too, I guess.
• Q4: “If you dress a little more like me, the janitor opening the door is only the beginning.  Though with your face…”–Naomi to Annie
• Q5: “Couldn’t be any creepier than hanging out with my ex and his little girlfriend.”–Naomi
• Why is Ethan so ready to volunteer that they broke up?  It JUST happened!
• Oh, Jackie!  Don’t think she’s the “source” though.
• Q6: “She’ssas?
• probably out partying somewhere or slutting it up with some boy.  That’s all Kelly ever did.”–Jackie
• Looks like Jackie has some, um, work done.
• I miss the old Jackie.  Post season one Jackie, that is.
• How’d the officer find Silver’s car?  Were they looking for it?  That means someone called them already, I guess.
• Understand why Kelly is freaking out.  I’d be, too.
• Ryan giving so many intellectual references.  Wrong audience for that!
• Q7: “If this is you trying to comfort me, just don’t.”–Kelly to Ryan
• Dixon is really being ridiculous.
• Why does she want to go to Kansas?
• Look at her eyes!  Pretty gross.  Guess that’s the point, though.
• What’s with this guy?
• Q8: “You need to go backward in order to go forward.”–Silver
• Kansas is the source, I guess.
• Who is this dude?!  Kind of creepy, no?
• Aw, Sammy is very cute.
• He’s probably scared.  He probably never met Adrianna and Navid before.  Why would he?
• Q9: “Look, big smiling face!” “Put it away.”–Adrianna and Sammy
• Aw, now they’re like a little family!  Cute!
• Creepy to be at school at night in the dark.
• Don’t care to see Annie and Naomi bond or share a moment or whatever.
• Old pic of Silver and Naomi.  Where’s the blonde hair Silver used to have?  And Naomi’s?
• Annie has the weirdest facial expressions.
• The dude is a pick-pocketer!
• GG promo
• LOL Debbie guessing that Dixon’s password is Chiefs or Ludacris.
• Interesting that she said she doesn’t know Dixon at all.  Silver said the same thing.
• Q10: “It’s this place.  It’s LA.  It’s Beverly Hills…We made a mistake coming here.”–Debbie to Harry
• Woah!  Is this guy legit after all?!
• Annie focused on herself and Ethan.  Guess I would be, too, if I was just dumped.
• Q11: “I believed that you were the one.”–Annie to Ethan (Could she be any more naive?  Or pathetic?)
• Annie’s finally admitting how much her character changed.
• And Ethan is completely un-phased.
• Is Naomi impressed or pleased?
• Silver is running!  Why isn’t the guy stopping her?!
• Dixon still so uninterested.  Surprised he even went with his parents.
• Did Silver just say Ryan drained her gas tank?
• Q12: “I was gonna go to Kansas.  Because Kansas equals Dixon.”–Silver
• Of course the train just missed her.  Or she just missed it.
• OTH promo
• 90210 promo with Kelly and Donna for next week
• Surprised Dixon’s reaching out now.  What’s changed?
• Oh!  Similar to his birth mom!  Good twist.
• David, Erin’s brother, has manic depression.  So did David’ mom.  But that’s not Silver’s side of the family.
• Silver apologizing to Kelly reminds me of Sam and Brooke on One tree Hill
• Smart that Dixon figured this all out.  Took a while, though,
• Nice of Naomi to offer to bring Annie home.
• Q13: “There are a lot of other fish in the sea.  Equally cute fish.”–Naomi to Annie
• Weird that they can completely bury the hatchet so quickly.  We know it won’t last, though.
• Is Silver being admitted to the hospital?
• Ryan is so cute sleeping on the couch.
• Q14: “I slept with Brenda.  Which I knew would hurt you.  Which is why I did it…I’m really sorry.”–Ryan to Kelly
• Doubt they’ll have a romantic future now that Ryan will be on Melrose Place, too.
• Why would Kelly sit in the back of the car now when she hadn’t thus far?
• Guess Dixon’s delayed reaction made sense.  He didn’t want to deal with his mom all over again, so to speak.
• Talk of moving back to Kansas is such BS.  Original 90210 did it, too.  Even had a whole episode on it.
• Q15: “I think the kids have sex in Kansas, too.”–Harry to Debbie
• Funny exchanged about gluten-free bread.
• Like Dixon’s explanation for how he figured it all out.
• Will we see Silver getting treatment?  Or is this the end of the storyline?
• Jessica Stroup giving info on where to get help if you’re depressed.  (www.bpkids.org/90210)  Original 90210 did this, too.
• Promo mostly consists of Kelly and Donna, and Dixon talking about his mom.

At least 90210 is new this week.  That’s a good thing, right?

And here’s the best part: this is the episode Jason Priestley (Brandon, Beverly Hills 90210) directed!

Watch Off the Rails tonight at 9pm on The CW.

Come back tomorrow for my reaction post!