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• Promo leads me to believe Navid will be back in this episode.  I guess that’s good.
• Glad they picked up right where they left off.
• Oh, wow.  He’s perfectly fine!
• Figures they went the typical teen drama promotional route of making it seem worse than it really is.
• Why do Annie’s parents need to wait with them?
• Q1: “The right moment was like 2 years ago.”–Naomi
• “I’m eating for two” is quite an overused phrase in like…everything!
• I like that she said “it’s your baby” rather than “it’s yours.”  Semantics, I know.
• Q2: “Sometimes I took the pill.  Sometimes I took other pills.”–Adrianna
• Why do collapsed lungs always sound more serious than really are?
• Why is Harry massaging Debbie in front of the kids?!
• Q3: “Do you want to tell us what it is or do you want to play charades?”–Harry
• Q4: “I’m not really into the whole unrequited love thing.  So I had to get out before somebody got hurt.  Or more hurt.–Dixon (I hear ya, Dixon!)
• Q5: “Ty is like 11 in girl years.”–Naomi
• Q6: “If Perez Hilton tuaght us anything, it’s that you can’t hide a baby bump forever.”–Naomi (Ugh, did they have to give him a shoutout?)
• Q7: “I just finished being rehab girl. Now I have to be pregnant girl.”–Adrianna
• Q8: “I’m so sick of reading about myself on the bathroom walls.”
• Ty is being really mature. This can’t last, right?
• Navid is back!
• Q9: “Hell to the yes.”–Navid
• Q10: “Who am I kidding? I’m never gonna get another girl.”–Navid
• Rhonda is so cute and baby-faced!
• See, Rhonda agrees that the lung thing sounds worse than it is!
• Typical that he doesn’t know who she is.
• Q11: “You obviously just live in your own bubble.  When’s the last time you spoke to someone who wasn’t running for homecoming queen or didn’t play a varsity sport?”–Rhonda
• Typical mother-in-law joke.
• Ugly/scary dogs!
• Typical married couple banter.
• Wow, Ty’s parents seem really genuine.  This can’t last either, right?
• That’s an awfully pretty maid. (Sorry, Dorota!)
• Q12: “Please commit them to your brains and your BlackBerrys.”–drama teacher
• Balloon seems childish.  How about flowers?  Or even just a nice, hand-written note?
• Ty’s mom = overprotective or sketch?
• Funny/weird seeing Adrianna with a baby bump.
• Random Jonas Brothers/90210 promo.  Apparently I should tune in next week?
• OMG, they want her to go away!
• A contract?!  Adoption?!
• Was Rhonda in a cast in the earlier scene?
• Q13: “And romance horror genre does exist.  It’s not very popular but the Swedes have mastered it.”–Ethan
• He’s quite cute when he’s being sweet/sincere/nervous.
• Love The Wedding Planner!
• Q14: “As long as you are okay with the occasional ‘this is such a chick flick!’ commentary.”–Ethan
• Q15: “He’s swimming in chicks.  And he’s funky–looking.”–Navid
• Q16: “You’d be very beautiful…if you didn’t ahve that lame hair ‘do.”–Navid
• Q17: “I wish I videotaped it so I could put it on YouTube.”–Dixon
• Q18: “If Dixon wants a girl, Dixon gets a girl.” “Not if Dixon talks about himself in the third person like a tool.”–Dixon and Christina
• Q19: “I don’t think you’ll  be doing much skiing in your third trimester.”–Naomi
• The Juno reference had to come sooner or later.
• Like that Naomi’s looking out for her.
• Dragon Fury?
• Q20: “Gotta pass the old guy.  I’m sick of seeing his ass.”–Rhonda
• Q21: “All I saw was one long Sports Center reel.”–Ethan
• Is Rhonda channeling Jamie in A Walk to Remember?
• Blacksmithing?
• Why is Annie so insulted about an acting class suggestion?
• Weezy keeps making me thing of The Jeffersons.
• Weezy does have some fair points.  Adrianna hasn’t been that responsible.
• Woah, go Adrianna’s mom!
• Will someone pleaseeee order a Mega Burger??
• I like when the background music is incorporated into the scene.  (In the film world we call that diagetic and non-diagetic sound.)
• Proud of Adrianna and her mom talking their issues out.
• Maybe things would be easier on them financially if they didn’t live in Beverly Hills.
• Ironic that now Annie is in “in” the bubble.
• Very O.C. moment with the indie rock band.
• Q22: “She looks pretty and not pregnant.”–Navid
• Q23: “I’m really uncool.”–Navid
• Q24: “I may drop a World of Warcraft reference before I remember that not everyone plays massive role-playing-games.”  “As long as I get to be a seventh level sage.”  “Marry me?”–Navid and Nika
• Did Debbie deliberately tell Silver the party thing?  She had such a smirk on her face!
• Q25: “Danny, really, after the fifth round?”–drama teacher saying “Catch the Clap”
• Ha! Rhonda can totally walk!
• Q26: “I knew you weren’t a lesbian!”–Silver
• Q27: “No, I’m his nothing girl because he dumped me.  What kind of love just stops like that?”–Silver  (All she said was sooo dead-on!)
• Q28: “This being in love stuff is making me crazy!”–Silver (I love how the promo for this ep mashed this quote–and others–with a different line.)
• Q29: “So you love me?”  “I didn’t say that.”  “Yes you did.  You said this being in love stuff is making you crazy.  Ergo, you love me.”  “Ergo, I do.  Well, I ergo you, too.”–Dixon and Silver (Too cute!)
• Should the breakup have lasted longer?  Or do you think this is realistic?
• So the real reason for the amnio comes out!  The paternity question is a fair one, though.
• Okay, the baby is not an ‘it’!
• Q30: “Luckily I’m getting pretty good at dealing with humiliation.”–Adrianna
• The TV announcement was so clever!
• Ty looks soooo shocked!  And is he crying??
• Q31: “And as for the father, there isn’t one.  It was an immaculate conception.”–Adrianna (Funny, but do you think she should’ve ‘outed’ him?)
• That was a really good ending.
• Adrianna is really becoming the show’s focus–and breakout star.
• Promo: “It’s Valentine’s Day Beverly Hills-style.”
• Promo would appeal more if they didn’t just do the whole first time storyline with Ethan and Annie.

**This episode will re-air Wednesday at 9PM!

90210 returns tonight with an all-new episode.

You can read a preview interview with Adam Gregory (Ty) here.

Come back later today for a super-serious article on why 90210 is failing.

Then come back tomorrow for my reaction post to the new episode!