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EPISODE 2.14: Girl Fight

• Previously on: Teddy says he wants to be with Silver, Silver sees him hugging a girl, Dixon meets Teddy’s sister, Dixon tells Silver Teddy is a player, Dixon tells Teddy he and Silver aren’t over, Liam and Naomi reunite, Dixon wants to seek out his birthmom (again), Annie knows Jasper knows her secret, Navid tries to take down Jasper and ends up taking himself down instead
• Ade, Naomi and Silver are shopping. Yay they’re still friends again!
• Ade is waiting to hear from Navid.
• He was suspended due to the drugs
• She’s very concerned for him.
• And concerned that he doesn’t know she cares.
• They tell her it will be okay and at least he wasn’t expelled.
• They run into a seemingly happy Annie and ask her to join them.
• Naomi is looking for an LGD: little gold dress. LOL
• They urge her to come but she turns them down.
• Jasper walks up and now they know why she won’t come.
• They leave and Annie’s attitude turns sour.
• Jasper says she said she would give him a chance.
• She says she is trying.
• He says he wants things to be the way they used to be and asks her to come over tomorrow night.
• She says no, and he slams the table.
• He says he’s sick of her attitude.
• Q1: And we had a deal. And you know what’s at stake.–Jasper
• She agrees to come over.
• At school, Dixon walks up to Silver.
• Silver says they should talk.
• This must be a dream.
• She says she wants to get back together.
• Camera is kind of slow-mo and revolving around then.
• They kiss. It’s kind of hot.
• And Dixon wakes up.
• Yep, I called it.
• Dixon comes into the kitchen, very chipper.
• Debbie, Harry and Annie notice.
• Dixon says he woke up with a good feeling and something he’s been worried about is going to work out.
• Debbie asks if this has to do this his mom.
• He says no, she hasn’t e-mailed him back.
• But he says it’s okay and things will only get better.
• How did he get her e-mail? Hm.
• Dixon now sees Silver in school, kind of like the dream he had.
• And she says they should talk.
• But that’s where the similarities end.
• She wants to be friends.
• Dixon asks if she’s still into Teddy, then.
• Q2: It’s not like an either or thing. Teddy or Dixon…I don’t feel that way about anymore you–or right now.–Silver
• Ouch. We all know how that feels.
• She says she likes having him back in her life and wants it to stay that way.
• He says it will.
• I have no idea what is up with the curls on her head.
• Liam and Naomi are in the cafeteria and the awkwardness continues!
• They don’t seem to get when the other one is joking versus being sincere.
• Naomi says she did some reading about boats and they start to bond, kind of.
• But Ivy interrupts, throwing food at him.
• And he instantly gets up and has a mini-food fight with her.
• Naomi is kind of flabbergasted and POed. I would be, too. That was a major flirt-sesh!
• Ivy leaves and Liam tries to play it down.
• Naomi runs after Ivy.
• Naomi just called Ivy “Ives” LOL
• She asks if she’s over Liam.
• Ivy says she is, of course, since she pushed them back together.
• Naomi says she needs help with Liam. They have chemistry in the bedroom but it’s not working out of it.
• She says she sees them interact and wants that. How can she get it?
• Ivy says she doesn’t know how to help since she’s not with them.
• Naomi then suggests they all hang out together. Great idea, Naomi. ::rolls eyes::
• Naomi can be so smart sometimes and ridiculous dumb other times.
• Ivy is taken aback but then (I guess) a plan comes to mind and she agrees.
• Annie goes to Jasper’s. You can tell she’s part-nervous, part-disgusted.
• He says his parents are away and they have the whole house to themselves. Sketch!
• He says he knows what their problem is. They’re not connecting…intimately.
• Q3: If we have sex, you’ll remember how magical things were between us.–Jasper
• She says no and he asks her when she means.
• She reiterates and he says she has to…give them a chance.
• Q4: “Are you saying if I don’t have sex with you, you’re going to go to the police?” “Don’t be vulgar, Annie. I just want what’s good for both of us. I just want us to have a real chance.”–Annie and Jasper
• He kisses her and she cringes. And so I.
• They’re still kissing. He moves her to the bed.
• She pushes him away, starts to cry and says she can’t have sex with him or be in a relationship with him.
• Q5: If that means you have to go the police, then you have to go to the police.–Annie
• He says she doesn’t mean that but she says she does.
• She says that if he really loves her like he claims, he won’t go to the police because his chance at being with her will be gone.
• Good point.
• I doubt that will stop him, though.
• He does let her leave.
• Oh, look, it’s Ryan! He’s still around!
• He stops Naomi as she leaves class.
• Q6: The similarities between my paper and the Wikipedia entry are completely coincidental.–Naomi
• Oh, Naomi. LOL
• Ryan says that’s not it. He wants to know if she’s doing okay, post-Jen.
• She says she is.
• He says he has some of her stuff but Naomi says to dump it.
• Ryan says Naomi is here if she needs to talk.
• Naomi asks how he is, since Jen used him to. She was only with him to make herself look more compassionate to rich men.
• Apparently this new to Ryan. (Um, how?)
• He’s looks, and I imagine, feels very rejected now. (And how did he feel before?)
• Adrianna goes over to Gia and asks how she is.
• Gia brings up Navid and Ade says she hasn’t heard from him but it’s better not to think about it.
• Q7: When I pass Navid, it feels like I can’t breathe.–Ade
• Gia talks about seeing her ex, Alexa, and they debate who is most miserable. Gia wins.
• Their chat is actually kinda of cute. Hmmm.
• Liam, Ivy and Naomi are going for a hike or something.
• Naomi says she loves the outdoors and Liam is surprised.
• He leads the way and Ivy apologizes for picking this activity. But we know she did it purposefully./
• Naomi is still excited.
• Silver and Dixon are dining somewhere. The beach club? The Peach Pit? (Cough) Must be the beach club.
• They are kind of bonding.
• Silver asks
• Q8: It’s cool. I’m kind of used to being rejected.–Dixon
• Silver sees Teddy with the girl from the dance and surmises they’re still dating.
• She asks Dixon what she’s like and Dixon says she doesn’t really know.
• Silver notes how friendly Teddy and her seem.
• Dixon suggests they leave.
• But Teddy’s sister, Savannah, has walked up!
• Q9: I think you’re making a huge mistake rejecting a guy like my brother.–Savannah
• Silver is shocked, of course.
• Teddy is mortified and pulls Savannah away, apologizing.
• But first, Savannah says goodbye to Dixon by name.
• And Silver realizes Dixon knew who she was all along and lied about it.
• Q10: What kind of friend are you?!–Silver
• She takes over.
• The “threesome” is hiking.
• Naomi is clearly exhausted. And a mess.
• I think Ivy is in jeans. LOL
• Ivy tries to “warn” Naomi about poison ivy (ha!) but confuses her so she falls.
• Liam comes to the rescue, though.
• Naomi sends him to some what.
• Q11: I’m on to you.–Naomi
• She says it’s clear Ivy still likes Liam.
• Q12: You’re too much of a coward to admit it.–Naomi
• Ivy says she’s not.
• Naomi challenges her to come clean.
• Ivy says fine, and admits it. She still likes Liam.
• Q13: And you guys suck as a couple.–Ivy
• Naomi tells Ivy to stay away from him.
• Ivy says that will be hard, since they’re on the same surf team.
• Q14: “It’s gonna be hard for me not to take you down.” “I’d like to see you try.” “Oh, honey. You have no idea what you’re up against.”–Naomi and Ivy
• Gossip Girl promo…with a scene from last night. Odd.
• Dixon sees Teddy studying and asks to join him.
• He says he has something to tell him.
• He confesses Silver was into him at the Winter Wonderland dance but when she saw him with Savannah, he thought he was dating her.
• Teddy is really happy to know Silver was into her. He lights up. Awww.
• Dixon continues…he purposefully let Silver think Teddy and Savannah were dating and then he kissed her.
• Q15: “What the hell, bro?!” “Yeah. You should punch me.”–Dixon
• Q16: “I’ve been rejected by Silver. I’ve been rejected by my birth mom. I failed a math test I studied for for three freakin’ hours. But none of those excuses are good enough. So you should punch me.”–Dixon
• And Teddy does! Very hard! In the stomach.
• Dixon, out of breathe, admits he deserved it.
• Ade tells Gia she loves P.S. I Love You, The Notebook and Love Story. (I love the latter two. Haven’t seen the former.)
• Alexa interrupts, asking Gia to call her later. Gia agrees.
• Ade suggests maybe she wants to get back together, that that’s a good thing.
• Gia doubts it.
• Annie is leaving school and finds an envelope on her car.
• Inside are pictures of her damaged car. Yikes.
• Jasper appears, saying they were hard to find.
• But he did, tracking down her insurance company. OOOhhkay.
• Q17: “Is this a threat?” “No. It’s a present.” “You win.” “We’ll get back together?” “No. If you want me to confess, I’ll tell them.”–Annie and Jasper
• (I may have gotten that last part of the quote wrong. Sorries!)
• On the beach, so the girl friend must be coming up! (It’s been way too advertised…aka pimped.)
• Naomi is delicately spreading a towel and then reveals a hot bikini, calling out to Liam.
• He’s in the water. He doesn’t look as happy as he should.
• Ivy passes by.
• Naomi makes fun of she looks.
• Ivy retaliates, saying she’s going into the water…with Liam.
• Naomi says she’ll be waiting for him…all oiled up. TMI, Naomi!
• Teddy goes up to Silver, saying Dixon told him everything.
• Silver says she knows her mistake about Savannah.
• She apologizes for assuming the worst and then overreacting–and for kissing Dixon.
• He says it’s okay, he doesn’t care about that anymore. Instead, he wants to know what she was going to tell him at the dance.
• He surmises that she wanted to get together.
• She admits that’s true.
• He suggests they pick up right where they left off, then.
• Silver says no. She thought he was a player and he probably is, seeing that he’s been with two girls since the dance.
• Q18: How much can you like me if you were able to move on so quickly?–Silver
• Very interesting question. Different answer for different people.
• Woah, Silver has a Vespa? (And funky goggles/glasses) Since when?!
• She takes off. Teddy seems hurt/disappointed.
• I have totally felt for him throughout this whole thing. I love this side of him. And I want them together!
• Ryan is at a bar, grading papers. Strange. But so he is.
• A woman is next to him, pointing out that it is indeed strange.
• He admits it’s been a rough couple of weeks.
• She introduces herself as Laurel.
• She’s dressed hippie-ish but looks quite a bit older than him. (And, due to spoilers, we already know who this person is…)
• Liam comes over to Naomi.
• She has food for him.
• Ivy walks up, asks for some. Naomi just smiles.
• Liam says this is nice of her.
• The coach calls Liam away.
• Naomi kicks sand Ivy’s way “accidentally.”
• Ivy “accidentally” hits Naomi with her surf board.
• And you know what happens next…
• Q19: “I’m gonna kill you!” “Get the hell of me, you crazy bitch!”–Naomi and Ivy
• They’re still fighting, post-commercial break.
• It’s quite amusing.
• Liam notices, runs over, calls Naomi’s name and pulls her off.
• More concerned for her? Or Ivy?
• Liam asks what’s going on.
• Naomi yells that Ivy has been trying to break them up.
• Ivy denies it.
• Naomi reiterates, saying she never should’ve asked Ivy for help because…
• Q20: She’s not the problem. We are the problem! I wouldn’t have had to ask that she-devil for help if it wasn’t so awkward between us.–Naomi
• She’s still yelling, btw.
• Q21: I’m done. This is me, Liam.–Naomi
• She says how she’s not interested in boats or nature or anything.
• Q22: If you ever, ever think I’m going on another hike again, you’re out of your freakin’ mind.–Naomi
• Q23: And if you don’t like me for who I am, that’s just too damn bad.–Naomi
• She yelled/cried through all of it. Very raw. Well done, AnnaLynne!
• She runs off.
• Ivy suppresses a smile.
• Liam’s gaze is still following Naomi. I can’t really tell what he’s thinking! Stunned? Pissed? Sad?
• Ryan and Laurel are bonding/flirting.
• Apparently Laurel has slept with a few rock stars.
• She asks him why he’s drinking on a school night.
• Q24: “I’m guessing you just got dumped. Or your indie rock band just broke up.” “I don’t have an indie rock band.”–Lauren and Ryan
• That was pretty funny and then pretty sad.
• She touches his head and I missed what she said. Darn.
• Gia asks Alexa (Alexis? I’ve already forgotten!) what she wants. They are outside somewhere.
• Alexa says she misses Gia and wants another shot.
• Ryan and Laurel are getting it on in a car.
• Ade is watching Love Story in her room. It’s going to make me cry!
• Ade is crying, too.
• Gia interrupts, asking if there’s room for one more at Ade’s pity party.
• Ade asks about Alexa, thinking she wanted to get back together.
• Gia says, no, she just wanted to give her her stuff back.
• Ade says she’s very sorry or something like that.
• Q25: Okay, we are starting this over. Be prepared to cry.–Adrianna
• She’s not kidding, either, folks!
• Gia brought tissues and snacks with her, lol.
• They seem very at ease with each other.
• Annie is trying to compose a latter to her parents, telling them her secret.
• She writes how on prom night she accidentally killed a man.
• And–boom–Jasper is in her open window!
• She’s freaked. And, once again, so am I!
• Jasper climbs in.
• Annie asks what he’s doing there.
• He says he’s not going to turn her in. He rather have a chance of being with her again someway.
• Q26: I love you too much. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, then it’s yours. Just come back to me Annie, okay?–Jasper
• He leaves.
• Annie deletes the document (not realizing it automatically saved already…hm) and she’s, like, crying tears of joy and relief.
• Naomi is just finishing a massage at the beach club. As the masseuse leaving, Liam comes in.
• Naomi says he didn’t need to come over and break up with her in person.
• Liam kisses her. Intensely. Hotly.
• See folks, that’s what they have! Intense, hot sexual chemistry.
• Q27: So, girl fights turn you on?–Naomi
• Liam says he’s been feeling distant since they got back together.
• He says she’s been so polite and unlike the girl he fell for.
• She says she just wanted things to be so perfect that she ended up not being herself.
• Q28: The girl that I fell for is ballsy and opinionated and sure of herself. And today I finally saw her again.–Liam
• I totally got Ryan Atwood vibes there! Matt was sooo Ben-like in his delivery. Anyone agree?
• They start to get it on. Great. So much for showing they truly are more than that.
• Liam may like those things about Naomi but it’s hard to believe because we rarely see her being that in front of him. We rarely see them doing anything beside sexing, pining or fighting.
• Ivy is on the beach with a blonde woman.
• I thought it was Jen for a sec and was typing OMFG but then I saw it’s Laurel. Her mom. (Which I knew.)
• Laurel feels bad that Ivy struck out with Liam.
• She offers Ivy pot. LOL
• Ivy turns it down, saying her mom should stop that.
• Q29: “I’m cool.” “You are cool. And Liam’s an idiot. Which is why he and Naomi deserve each other. You know, Mick Jagger was an idiot, too. Why he chose Jeri Hall (?), we’ll never know.”–Ivy and Laurel
• Naomi, Ade, Silver and Annie are having dinner together!!!
• Aw, I’ve missed this! This show really needs more of a cohesive gang.
• They’re all having fun together.
• Naomi says she is now looking for the perfect LSD: little sequined dress, because boys like shiny things.
• Annie says she is happy for her and Liam. Naomi genuinely says thank you. Aw, guys!
• Naomi says she’s got bruises but she’s happy with her fish. LOL
• Silver says her fish may be a player.
• Naomi says Silver won’t know unless she tries.
• I think I spotted Jasper watching them from afar.
• Teddy is on the tennis court, violently hitting balls.
• Silver walks onto the court. Cue the coda music. LOL
• Q30: “I don’t want to be with you.” “Yeah, you made that pretty clear.” ‘No, I want to be with you. I don’t want to want to be with you.” “What are you saying?” “I’m scared. I like you a lot. I want to trust you. But I don’t. So I’m scared.” “So what do we do now?”
• She kind of runs up and kisses him. It’s really sweet. And kind of melts my heart.
• Q31: You better not hurt me.–Silver
• They kiss some more. Yayness.
• Why isn’t it ending there?!
• Dixon, Debbie and Harry are watching Jeopardy.
• Harry gets the question right.
• I’m not sure why we’re watching this.
• Harry gets another question right.
• Again, why are we watching this?
• Oh, here’s why. The doorbell rings.
• (In case you cared, Dixon and Debbie realize they’re watching a TiVoed ep so Harry has seen it before and that’s how he knows the answers. Because no show has ever done that before!)
• Dixon goes to get the door and it’s his birth mom!
• He’s shocked. Are you? I’m guessing…not.
• Q32: “You’re here.” “I’m here.”–Dixon and his birthmom
• Debbie comes over, to see who’s there. And she is doubly-shocked.
• Fade to black.
• Preview: If you date a player, you gotta play he game. Silver is jealous/POed about girls hanging around Teddy.

Those are my thoughts. What’s yours?