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ONE TREE HILL

EPISODE 7.22: Almost Everything I’d Wish I Said The Last Time I Saw You

• Previously on: None!
• Moment of silence for Beverly Hills 90210, please.
• This is the seventh season finale…and possibly the series finale.
• As of 4:30pm today, One Tree Hill’s cast and crew did not know whether the show would be renewed.
• The episode title is the name of a Wakey!Wakey! album and song. Wakey!Wakey! is essentially Mike Grubbs (Grubbs, One Tree Hill).
• Pool. Haley jumps in. What we saw last week.
• She flashes back to her first tutoring session with Nathan!
• Love it!
• And their first rain kiss.
• Kiss in bed when they make love for the first time.
• Kiss on the football field when the sprinkles go off.
• First wedding.
• Second wedding.
• Her bracelet floating in the water after the limo accident.
• Prom.
• Jamie’s birth.
• TEARS. All mine.
• Playing with Jamie in season 5.
• Limo crash.
• Haley screaming after Nathan as he jumps in the water.
• This is all intersperses with Haley in the pool.
• Cut to Nathan pulling her out!
• Asking her if she’s okay and telling her to breathe.
• Haley starts to cry.
• Cut to Haley in therapy.
• Says she was just trying to feel “something” and “alive.”
• It didn’t but it made her want to.
• Brooke’s house.
• A poster for Julian’s movie is hanging in the living room.
• Seven Dreams Til Tuesday is the name and the poster has Alex and Josh on it.
• Love the title. Wish we knew what the movie was actually about, lol!
• They are happy to look at the poster.
• Clay and Quinn in bed. Naked.
• Do not need to see this!
• Clay suggests they go to Julian’s movie premiere.
• And talk Naley into going, too. It would be good for them.
• They flirt. Dirty.
• Clay says he’s insanely in love, as he promised. I am ready to barf.
• Therapist says he wishes he had a magical sure for Haley.
• But depression is a struggle.
• Some days people just wake up and feel better than the day before.
• Jamie is playing in the pool. It’s empty now.
• Haley comes out.
• He asks how she’s feeling.
• She asks what he was saying about snow the other day.
• He says Brooke says there’s snow in Utah and that’s where everyone is going.
• Haley gives him a hat to try on.
• Q1: I don’t want your ears to get cold in the snow.–Haley
• He’s thrilled.
• He wants to go tell Nathan.
• Before he does, she gives him a gold star.
• (Remember, that’s what they talked about last week?)
• She seems a lot better super fast. Ugh.
• 90210 finale promo!
• Utah!
• Reminds me of Everwood. I miss Everwood. Now there was a show that was canceled too soon!
• Everyone is in the living room of the house they are saying in.
• 12 people, six bedrooms and a couple of couches.
• Naley, Brulian, Alex, Chase, Skills, Jamie, Quinn, Clay, Mouth. Did I get them all?
• Everyone darts for a bed. Brulian will have the master.
• Mouth and Skills seem buddies again.
• Skills says they haven’t talked about it but Lauren told him that Mouth was putting their friendship first.
• Mouth says he wants to get back to the way it used to be.
• Skills agrees.
• He’s excited to rock his new coat.
• It’s all fur.
• Jamie and the boys play in the snow outside.
• Jamie says he got some in his mouth.
• Q2: As long as it’s not yellow, I think it’ll be fine.–Nathan
• Jamie doesn’t know who Chase is!
• Chase says he’s the bartender at Tric.
• Q3: Whatever. You’re no Grubbs.–Jamie
• Cut to WakeyWakey’s Light Outside playing. I think that’s the name of the song. James Lafferty starred in the video.
• And Grubbs playing in the Tric studio with a full backing band.
• Waste of time. Seriously. Where is the justification? WHERE?!
• The guys attack the Brooke and Alex and Mouth and Skills as they walk by.
• Snowball fight ensues.
• I’m sorry but they went from a really dark last few episodes and dark beginning to this in NO TIME FLAT and it is really hard to get into. It was just a sudden, abrupt change. Like they’re rushing. Which they are. As they have been.
• But I’m sure the cast had tons of fun filming these scenes. Bully for them, I guess.
• Nathan spies Haley in the house still, watching them all play.
• This is all intercut with Grubbs performing, btw.
• Julian and Brooke in a hot tub.
• Familiar place for Brooke. Heh.
• Julian says they need audiences to love the movie, they need to sell it and decide what’s next.
• Brooke says to just enjoy it.
• LOL Jamie is in the tub, too!
• He says to enjoy it and that it’s a good life.
• Alex and everyone are trying to get into a club.
• She says her name and they won’t let them in.
• They like Skills’ coat and he gets to come in with everyone. LOL
• Everyone dancing.
• Alex and Chase kind of grinding.
• Clay finds Quinn looking sad.
• She’s worried about Haley.
• Clay says she’s with Nate and fine.
• He has white wine for her and a kiss.
• And a spare key to the show because she loses things, apparently.
• I guess this is foreshadowing.
• She says she doesn’t need the key. She doesn’t need things.
• She goes to dance with Skills.
• Chase asks Alex where
• Q4: You’re like the devil, aren’t you?–Alex
• He says he just broke up with Mia.
• She says “so?”
• He says he’s taking off and locking his door. But he’s so kind of flirting.
• Skills said Quinn wasn’t sexy dancing and returns her to Clay. LOL
• Mia asks Grubbs how he’s doing.
• He’s starting at a flower he gave to Miranda. She left it behind.
• Mia says it doesn’t mean she doesn’t miss him.
• He says there’s so much he wishes he would’ve said the last time he saw her.
• (Get it?)
• She asks what he did say.
• He says nothing.
• She says to say it here. Write one last song and finish the record.
• And she next he can start the tour in London (where Miranda is) and water the flower (to give to her).
• She says she knows it’s tough now but it will get better. And says to do one more song.
• Clay is in his bedroom int he house. He’s drinking wine.
• He says it’s a good night.
• And Clay comes out in a sexy bra and panties.
• Q4: And now it’s a better night.–Clay
• She says he was right about losing stuff. She lost her clothes.
• She walks away and he asks where she’s going.
• She says she lost her way to the bed and will sleep somewhere else.
• She goes into another room, where you can see through the fireplace and he sees her taking off her underwear.
• TOO MUCH.
• Oh, Josh is there, too.
• Alex is sharing a bed with him.
• He says she’s surprised she’s not in Chase’s bed.
• She says his door was locked. LOL
• He says he knows. He tried, too. LOL
• She asks if he thinks about coming out.
• He says no. His mom loves this leading man version of him.
• Q5: If I was a mom, I don’t think there’d be any words that could make me not love my child. Unless those words were ‘Mom, I made a sex tape.’–Alex
• Nathan is relaxing with Haley.
• He says what a great time Jamie is having.
• Q6: I know you came here for him. And I love you for that, Haley.–Nathan
• Q7: Please don’t think I take that for granted.–Haley
• I missed her next sentence. Damn.
• Q8: You saved me so many times. I worry that I’ve been selfish with you, that I’ve taken advantage of your strength and your selflessness and that I’ve broken you somehow.” “No. You haven’t. You didn’t. I just have a weight on my heart now that I didn’t have before. It was lighter today, though.”–Naley
• They kiss. Even though she’s crying.
• Sad.
• Gossip girl promo
• Haley and Quinn are walking in the snow.
• Haley says it reminds her of mom.
• Quinn says mom believed in reincarnation so they’ll see her again.
• She asks Haley what she will be.
• Haley says “different.”
• Quinn says an owl.
• Q9: I just wish she could be her again.–Haley
• Jamie is crawling in his snow fort. I forget who built it.
• Alex and Chase are bantering about him locking his door.
• They are on a ski lift. But with snowboards.
• I missed what he said. Poo.
• Jamie is laying in his fort.
• Haley comes over and crawls in.
• She’s so happy with him but not other times. Hm.
• She asks Jamie what he likes about the fort.
• He likes that it’s quite and safe.
• She says she wanted to go into town and buy a dress.
• She asks if he wants to get a suit for the premiere.
• He asks to pick it out himself and she agrees.
• She says the fort is cool and he agrees.
• Now she doesn’t look so happy again.
• Quinn is looking for Clay in the house.
• She finds a note.
• No cell phone coverage and he’s gone for lunch at a diner.
• He makes a dig at her losing things.
• She decides to go into the hot tub.
• She goes out and realizes she wants a beer…and realizes she locked herself out. Of course.
• And now she’s freezing, running around and trying all the doors.
• She has a great body. No denying that.
• She finds a hat and boots outside and it cuts to her trekking in the snow. LOL
• She walks into the dinner. Of course she’s not red and doesn’t look freezing at all.
• Clay is with he boys.
• She demands the key.
• He asks what happened and she just asks for the key again.
• He gives it. She takes a fry and leaves.
• Haley is trying on a dress in the store.
• Jamie comes up dressed in a royal-like suit.
• She says he can get it.
• Q11: Your grandma would’ve loved you in this suit.–Haley
• Q12: Hey, mama. You’re pretty when you smile. I missed it.–Jamie
• Apparently it’s a Spanish-style suit. Whatevs.
• Julian is freaking out about his hair.
• Brooke says he looks great and the movie is great and he is great.
• Q13: “And we need to get out of this bedroom or you’re going to miss your premiere.” “What would I do without you, Brooke Davis?”–Julian and Brooke
• Q14: Come on. Your dad and your destiny are waiting.–Brooke
• They kiss.
• Cuts to people applauding in a theater.
• Paul goes on stage.
• Says when he his son called to make a movie with him, he thought it might be a good chance to reconnect.
• But he says he was gone so much over the years, they never connected in the first place and that was a shame.
• He says his expression when he finishes a movie: “Let’s kick it out of the nest and see if it flies.”
• He says he kicked Julian out of the nest…
• Q15: And it’s been a pleasure watching you soar.–Paul
• Aw.
• The lights go down.
• Julian excuses himself.
• The title screen starts.
• Julian is outside.
• Alex comes out and says it’s starting.
• He says he’s going to wait til it’s over.
• Alex says Paul said nice things about him.
• He tells her to watch it with audience so she can see how good she is an actor and a writer.
• Q16: Everything is going to be okay. Because it already is.–Alex
• Or something like that.
• She goes back in as Nathan and Jamie come out.
• Q17: Opened with a sex scene. Good work, Polanski.–Nathan
• LOLOLOL
• Q18: So you’re not watching it, either? Were you grossed out, too? Let’s go get a drink.–Jamie
• Cut to them sitting at a bar. Julian has a beer. Jamie has a Roy Rogers.
• Julian says his film has romance.
• Jamie doesn’t think anyone wants to see that.
• Julian says he doesn’t know what anyone wants to buy it.
• Jamie gives Julian his gold star, saying it brought Haley good luck.
• Everyone watching the movie. Alex voiceover. With Josh.
• Good quote. I missed it.
• Q19: I’m not afraid of anything. I have you.–Elise, played by Alex
• Josh whispers she was good in that scene and h’s tired of being afraid.
• Tears are rolling down her face.
• Jamie comes outside and tells Julian it’s still packed and good that no one left.
• Julian asks what happened onscreen.
• Jamie says they’re kissing and thinks it’s almost over.
• And it is. You can hear clapping.
• Jamie comes back and says they liked it.
• Julian looks confused and surprised. LOL
• Still applauding when he walks back in.
• He gets a standing ovation.
• Really?
• 90210 promo
• Paul tells Julian the screening went great and buys are interested.
• And coming down soon.
• Paul says he can get them up to $4 million.
• Tells Julian not to interrupt.
• Cut to a guy offering 2.5 and Julian yells “deal!”
• LOL
• Paul gets it up to 3.
• Alex and Josh are on a red carpet doing press.
• Reporter says he’s a real leading man and they have chemistry.
• Is it because they’re together in real life?
• He says actually, they’re not together.
• He hesitates like, he’s going to come out.
• And ultimately doesn’t, and says he’s happy about the hot single women.
• Cut to Grubbs playing again in the studio.
• Haley in the snot fort.
• Everyone cheers for Julian as he jumps in the show.
• Brooke joins Haley in the snow fore.
• Q20: “You didn’t have to check on me. I’m fine.” “I’m not. I just needed fresh ice for my cocktail.”–Haley and Brooke
• Chase jumps in the snow.
• Skills is cold. Doesn’t know where his coat is.
• Cuts to Mouth wearing at the club as he’s dancing surrounded by people, including the Spring Break contest winners.
• Baley are laughing hysterically. Wish we knew what about!
• Quinn is now there, too.
• Cheap!
• All intercut with Grubbs playing, btw.
• And now it’s just Baley again, with Brooke putting her arm around her.
• As someone reminded me of on Twitter, it should be Brooke and Peyton in the snow fort. They used to build them. =(
• Gossip Girl promo
• Jamie is outside. He screams “bearrrrrrrrrrrr!”
• He asks Jamie if it’s hibernating.
• I bet it’s Mouth.
• Yup.
• It’s Mouth, half in the snow fort with the fur coat over him.
• Alex wakes up as Josh is packing.
• He’s flying to Denver to see his parents…they need to talk.
• She says she thinks it’s a really good idea. He hopes so.
• Wow. Alex reveals her real name is Alice Whitehead!
• Q21: I guess we all have our secrets. Believe it or not, I’m really gonna miss you.–Alex
• He kisses her forehead. It’s sweet. When did they get so close? LOL
• Grubbs is at the studio, all packed with his stuff. He leaves with a flower.
• A note he left with a CD has the song title and London as the first tour spot.
• Haley is outside. She sees an Owl and walks closer to it.
• It doesn’t fly away. Just stares at her.
• She’s happy. It’s a sign to her.
• She runs away but looks back.
• Brulian are walking in the snow.
• Julian says it’s magical.
• Brooke says everything has been perfect.
• Julian says he’s had help.
• Jamie gave him a gold star. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a black engagement box.
• Q21: Oh, wait. That’s not it. That’s the engagement ring I got you.–Julian
• Q22: Everyone says the next thing I do, the next choice I make is going to define me, my career, my life. Well, the next thing I want to do is ask you to be my wife and tell you how much I love you and that nothing else matters. When I look into your eyes Brooke, I see the rest of my life.–Julian
• I think I got that right…
• She’s crying. I’m tearing.
• He gets down on one knee.
• Q23: “Marry me, Brooke Davis.” “Yes. I love you so much.” “I was hoping you were going to say that.”–Julian and Brooke
• Yay!!!!!
• Haley gives Jamie a hug outside the fort.
• She suggests they go sledding.
• He will go tell everyone.
• Nathan asks if she’s okay.
• Q24: No, but I will be.–Haley
• They hug and kiss.
• Everyone comes up on a hill with their sleds.
• Pans across to show everyone. A disjointed group if I ever saw one.
• Nathan says it’s a long way down.
• Jamie says it’s a piece of cake and takes off.
• Haley’s next.
• Brulian.
• And the others.
• Looks like a lot of fun.
• And it’s REALLY snowing.
• They’ll all standing at the foot of another hill.
• Jamie says it’s a long way up.
• Haley says it’s just a hill and they’ll climb it together.
• Everyone sets off.
• Back in Tree Hill. Wow. Changing zip codes like nobody’s business.
• Alex is with Chase in her hotel room.
• She puts up her movie poster.
• Says she might get a place of her own and stay in town.
• Q25: Say you’ll go out with me and then it will be.–Alex
• He agrees.
• And she kisses him, quickly and sweetly.
• Chase gets a text from Mia. Sh think she made a mistake and misses him.
• Brooke’s house. Poster is still on the wall.
• Q26: “You know what I like about the movie? You get the sense they all can live happily ever after.” “They are.”–Brulian
• Haley joins Nathan in bed.
• Q27: “These aren’t sad tears. They’re happy tears.” “How about from now on, we do smiles when we’re happy instead?”–Haley and Nathan
• Q28: I’m pregnant. I think it’s going to be girl.–Haley
• He kisses her. He’s thrilled.
• Me…I don’t know.
• Q29: Nice work, daddy.–Haley
• Clay and Quinn are on the couch. She’s sleepy.
• Where are they?
• They do more sweet talk.
• Q30: The truth is, without you, I’d be the one who’s lost.–Clay
• She says “nice save” and they exchange “I love you.”s
• She gets up.
• He’s left on the couch.
• Quinn goes into her room, turns on a light.
• There’s Katie with a gun.
• Shoots Quinn.
• Is this at Naley’s or Clay’s house?
• He hears the gun shot and runs in.
• She shoots Clay.
• Katie leaves.
• Fade to black.
• The rumored ending was sorta true.
• Need time to process. But I know I’m NOT happy.
• On to Gossip Girl!

GOSSIP GIRL

EPISODE 3.22: Last Tango, Then Paris

• Previously On: Jenny tells William that everyone knows about his deal. Serena sends William off before the cops. She hands up on Nate. She cuddles on Dan. Jenny wants her life back to normal. Rufus says she needs to get back to normal. Chuck says to Blair he’ll wait for her at the top of the Empire State Building. If she’s not there, he is closing his heart. She says she won’t be there.
• This is the third season finale.
• The title is a play on the film Last Tango In Paris.
• Opens at Grand Central Station.
• Georgina is a blonde wig, winding her way through the crowd.
• Q1: No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape.–Gossip Girl
• She says everything catches up to you in the end, and when it does, it kicks your ass.
• Rufus is distracted at breakfast.
• Lily guesses it’s about Jenny.
• She suggests he talk with her.
• No. He sent her to the loft so he can plan a next move.
• He says short of sending her away, he doesn’t know what to do.
• Lily says that would be a mistake. And she doesn’t to split Eric and Jenny.
• Enter Eric. Who says they can split them.
• Lily says they’re siblings.
• Q2: No, not by choice…So go ahead, send her crazy ass away. And if I were you, I’d do it sooner than later before she hurts anybody else.–Eric
• Foreshadowing.
• Nate wakes up. Jenny is beside him. All awake, though.
• Nate fell asleep as they were talking last night.
• She thanks him for listening.
• He says that’s all it was or something.
• Q3: I get it. You and I our friends. You love Serena. But I guess love is a one way street right now.–Jenny
• Chuck comes in.
• He says he knows nothing happened because he heard Nate snoring and saw New Moon on the PPV bill. LOL
• She excuses herself.
• Chuck warns Nate to be careful.
• Nate asks what he knows about relationships.
• Chuck says a lot and he’s trying to save his and Nate should do the same.
• Dorota is VERY pregnant.
• She’s having trouble serving the Waldorfs.
• Once the baby is born, Eleanor and whathisface are leaving.
• They ask if she’s coming.
• She says her only plans are a second date with Cameron and saying away from the ESB.
• She excuses herself and takes Dorota with her.
• She wants Dorota to chaperone her date.
• She needs to make sure that no matter what, she doesn’t go near the ESB.
• Q3: I defriend Mr. Chuck in Facebook and in life but this is pretty romantic thing he’s doing.–Dorota
• Dorota warns her about losing Chuck forever.
• Blair says she understands but if she goes near the building, there will be a massacre.
• Georgina is in Chuck’s place.
• He’s surprised to see her.
• She says she doesn’t want revenge. She needs help. She’s scared.
• He says even if he believed her, he doesn’t care.
• She says something about Russians.
• He says he has business to attend to.
• She asks if he can wait til he gets back.
• He says she leaves now with him or security.
• Jenny is at the loft.
• Spies Serena’s bag.
• And sees Dan and Serena sleeping in bed.
• Jenny shakes her head and takes a picture.
• Phone rings, waking Dan.
• It’s Nate. He ignores the call.
• Serena wakes up.
• She’s shocked it’s morning.
• Why were her pants off?!
• Dan says last night was a mistake.
• Serena says it was, too. And it was meaningless.
• Dan says they just had wine. And talked.
• Serena says one kiss happened.
• And it was old friends falling into a comfortable pattern.
• And he loves Vanessa. And she loves Nate.
• She says they don’t have to tell anyone.
• They go to hug.
• And he almost kisses her!!!!
• Aw. I miss them. But I also like Serenate. HELP!
• Q4: Spotted: A family reunion only Faulkner would believe in. I used to think S and Lonely Boy were the most boring couple on the Upper East Side but what makes them great together is when they’re supposed to be with other people.–Gossip Girl
• Everyone gets the GG alert.
• Dan sees a coffee cup that is Jenny’s in the loft. He realizes she took the picture and sent it in.
• Serena gets the alert and asks the taxi to take her to the Empire Hotel quickly.
• 90210 promo
• Blair gets a call from Serena.
• Q5: It’s that a little 08? Like maxi-dresses and Miley Cyrus?–Blair
• Blair says you can try on clothes again but not to actually wear them out.
• S says Jenny is responsible.
• S says J is in Brooklyn.
• Blair gets an idea. I guess she wants revenge on their behalf.
• Cameron and Dorota are standing nearby.
• Cameron is holding a newspaper, which has the ESB on the cover.
• Blair asks them to make a detour.
• S calls Dan. Wants to make sure they are on the same page.
• Dan says they are.
• S calls the kiss meaningless.
• Before he can agree, Rufus comes over.
• Asks if he saw S wearing his Lincoln Hawk shirt. LOL
• He saw GG.
• Neither one knows where Jenny is.
• Dan says J is out of control.
• Yesterday she was targeting Rufus’ marriage and now it’s D, S, V and N.
• Dan says J must be stopped.
• Rufus says she’s bound to show up sooner or later.
• Serena gets to the hotel.
• Chuck says Nate isn’t there.
• And tells S to think hard about what she wants or stop playing games.
• Nate comes in.
• Q6: I wish I could say I was happy to see you.–Nate
• She says nothing happen. They only fell asleep talking.
• She says they both did something wrong. She turned to Dan after what he did.
• He says her dad was wrong.
• She says it wasn’t up to him to decide that.
• He asks if anything happened and she swears nothing did and says she wants try to fix it.
• Blair enters the loft. There’s Jenny.
• Q7: Someone has to give you the smack down you so richly deserve. That it’s me that gets to do it is just the cherry on top.–Blair
• Q8: For three years, you’ve tried to worm your way into our worlds.–Blair
• Blair says it’s one thing to copy what she wore and did at Constance.
• Q9: Nate and Serena? That’s mythic. You don’t mess with that and survive.–Blair
• Wow.
• She says S loves N. And D loves V. And Chuck loves her.
• Q10: But, you, Jenny, no one loves you. Except your daddy. And after what you pulled yesterday, who knows if that’s even true anymore. Guess you’ll find out now.–Blair
• Enter Rufus.
• Blair tells Dan not screw up Serenate.
• Dan says nothing happened.
• Blair says S said the same but she doubts it’s true.
• Dan says what if life is giving you signs and you ignore them and just be a coward instead?
• Aw, he’s totally digging S again!
• No concern about the family implications?
• Blair says she doesn’t believe in signs.
• She turns her head and can see the ESB.
• Cut to Chuck at the top with flowers.
• Cut to Blair sending Cameron off in a cab.
• She tells Dorota they have a deadline to make.
• Dorota kind of yelps. She’s in labor!
• Blair and Dan help her into a cab.
• Q11: Dorota’s water might not be the only thing breaking tonight.–Gossip Girl
• WOW. Did they just go there?!
• I mean, we know what’s coming. But that’s a little…wow.
• Rufus tells Jenny he spoke to Allison and they decided Jenny will finish high school in Hudson.
• It will be a new start.
• Q12: Dad, this city is all I have. If I leave, I’ll have nothing.–Jenny
• He says it’s done.
• She’s kinda crying.
• Dorota is a hospital bed.
• Vanya comes in with with Eleanor and Cyrus.
• Dorota tells Blair to go so she makes the deadline.
• Q13: You have my blessing. We both get what we want now.–Dorota
• Blair runs out as Serena arrives.
• S sees Dan.
• Dan says he feels guilty.
• S says she does, too.
• But she doesn’t think this is a good time to tell Nate.
• But Nate is behind them!
• He says they don’t have to tell them. He knows.
• Wow. Such a Dawson’s Creek “The Longest Day” repeat!
• Blair runs into Georgina as she’s leaving. Blair is surprised to see her.
• Q14: People don’t just kiss because they’re upset. People kiss because they have feelings for each other.–Nate
• Nate asks if she does.
• S deflects by saying she’s with N and D’s with V.
• Nate says he should call V in Haiti and tell her.
• S tells him to leave V out of it.
• Dorota is still in labor.
• Blair arrives at the ESB.
• Nate is playing with pictures on his phone. I don’t quite get it.
• It’s a girl for Dorota.
• Blair reaches the observation desk.
• She doesn’t see Chuck.
• She asks a worker.
• Before he can answer, she sees the flowers in the garbage and knows he left them.
• Was she late?! They didn’t make it clear.
• Jenny walks into the hotel room, asking for Nate.
• A light turns on. It’s Chuck. He was sitting in the dark.
• Q15: I did the most romantic thing I could of. It didn’t work. It was never going to.–Chuck
• Jenny says she’s sorry.
• He takes a drink.
• J says since N isn’t there, he’ll go.
• Chuck says she can stay. She has before.
• J says that’s always with Nate.
• Chuck says if she wants to hang with him, she can do as he does.
• She says she’s trying forget things too.
• She thought once she made it in his world, she’d be happy.
• Q16: The only reason I survived in it is because I know it’s empty.–Chuck
• J says she learned that the hard way.
• Chuck says the hard way is the only way.
• They look at each other.
• Slow move into a KISS!
• Chuck is laying in bed. Dressed.
• Jenny sits down.
• Chuck says if she wants to leave, no would be the time.
• Q17: “I don’t want to be alone.” “Neither do I.”–Jenny and Chuck
• She blows out a candle.
• Dan is watching the babies in the hospital.
• Georgina spies him.
• Serena walks over to him.
• He says babies have a clean slate and don’t know how rough it will be.
• S points out the baby that will grow up really smart but with a chip on her shoulder.
• He points out the baby that will have great hair and a great smile but will grow up with trust issues due to her dad.
• Aw.
• They decide to take a walk.
• Q18: And this baby is going to do some things to make all the other babies hate her.–Georgina
• Eleanor asks Dorota if she can hold the baby.
• Named?
• Vanya and Dorota ask to Eleanor and Cyrus to be the godparents. Aw. Better the C and B.
• They might have said the name. I missed it.
• S says she feels horrible about Nate.
• D says he has to tell Vanessa. She needs to hear it from him.
• Dan says he’s happy with Vanessa. But this won’t be easy to tell her. They have so much history or something.
• Serena asks if that’s why it was easy for them.
• Dan says they were strangers. Everything was a discovering. A new person who could do or think anything.
• Phone beeps.
• It’s Vanessa.
• She doesn’t get GG in Haiti but Nate texted her the photo.
• Q19: “How could he do that?” “How could he not?”–S and D
• Chuck asks Jenny if she’s okay.
• DID THEY OR DIDN’T THEY?
• Chuck tells her she’s welcome to stay the night.
• J is surprised he’s not kicking her out into the street.
• Chuck says some girls don’t get the offer.
• Blair enters the hotel room calling for Chuck.
• He leaves the bedroom and shuts the door behind him.
• Q20: Excuse my confusion. I didn’t expect to see you tonight or ever again.–Chuck
• Blair shows him the flowers.
• He realizes she went…but was late.
• She says Dorota went to labor.
• She says she didn’t plan to go. Every bone in her body told her not to.
• Q21: I didn’t listen. I followed my heart because I love you. I can’t deny that our path hasn’t been complicated but in the end, love makes everything simple.–Blair
• They hug and kiss.
• Chuck remembers Jenny is in the bedroom.
• She blows out the candle again so it will be dark.
• Chuck offers Blair a drink and pulls her away.
• He says he will get his iPod from the bedroom. Music apparently is necessary.
• He walks to the bedroom and Jenny is gone.
• But what happened between them?
• Something had to. I saw a lot of outraged people on Twitter last night and today. (The ep aired in Canada last night.)
• Jenny is crying in the lobby of the van der Woodsen building.
• Eric wants to know if she’s okay.
• He says they get mad at each other but if she’s really hurt…
• J says he’ll turn his back like everyone else.
• Q22: Everybody hates me. Even Chuck.–Jenny
• Eric asks what she did to Chuck.
• She says it was a mistake.
• He concludes they slept together. But doesn’t actually say it.
• He asks J why she would do that.
• She says she didn’t do it with Damian. She wanted to wait. She wanted it to be special.
• She asks him not tell anyone.
• She looks AWFUL. But that’s the point, I guess.
• Do we know she’s telling the truth?!
• Serena finds Nate in the hospital cafe.
• Says they need to talk.
• Eric finds Dan at the hospital.
• Oh, Jenny was at the hospital waiting room.
• Actually, the hospital’s chapel.
• He tells Dan Jenny needs help.
• S tells Nate that when her dad came back, she thought she’d stop making the same mistakes.
• Q23: “I think I need to be alone for a while. “I find it in my heart to forgive you for kissing another guy, and you break up with me?” “It’s not–” “‘It’s not me, it’s you.’ Yes, Serena it is you…If you’re out, you’re out.” “That’s fair. Nate, I love you. I really do. If we’re ever gonna have a real chance, this is the only way.–Serenate
• Wow. Didn’t quite expect that.
• Chuck and Blair arrive at the hospital.
• She says the night is perfect.
• He says there’s one more thing or something.
• He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small black box…an engagement ring box.
• He says he’s sorry for the pain he’s caused her but wants to spend his life making it up to her.
• Dan storms up and punches Chuck.
• Dan demands Chuck to tell Blair.
• Jenny is there crying.
• Blair wants to know what’s going on.
• She starts to realize, though, seeing Chuck and Jenny together.
• Q25: You didn’t. You did. You…get of here now. And not just out of this hospital. But off this Island. Go and never come back. Because if you ever set foot in Manhattan again, I will destroy you.–Blair
• Jenny says to Blair that she’s sorry.
• Dan tells J not to apologize. That it ends and begins with Chuck.
• Lily and Rufus walk up. Jenny folds into his arms.
• They walk off.
• S walks up. wants to know if B is okay.
• Dan leads her away.
• Q26: Blair, I thought you didn’t love me anymore. I didn’t care if I lived or died.–Chuck
• Q27: Don’t say her name! Or anything else ever again. This whole night didn’t happen.–Blair
• Wow. Still 10 minutes left!
• One week later now!
• Rufus and Lily and Dan are saying goodbye to Jenny at Grand Central.
• She says she’s ready to go. This is on her own terms now.
• She is going to Hudson.
• Rufus says she can come home whenever. It’s really not that far, folks.
• She says there’s nothing here for her anymore.
• Eric comes up and says he’s here. And asks her not to go.
• Q28: You may be a total bitch sometimes but you’re still my best friend.–Eric
• They all do a group hug.
• She heads off.
• Serena is excited to have a summer with nothing to do but figure things out.
• Blair is packing.
• She reminds S that she didn’t go to college and barely had a job this year.
• Q29: Life is kind of like summer for you.–Blair
• S says she wants to change.
• Q30: I’m not going to stop looking for love just because I lost is.–Blair
• She says she’s going to Paris for that reason. And S is coming with her.
• S says they’ve never been single together.
• Blair says they never traveled to a foreign place together either. Really?
• She convinces S to go. They’re happy.
• Dan is on the phone with Nate.
• Nate says he’s sorry about what happened with Vanessa.
• Dan fired a shot and Nate retalitied but it was a “dick move.”
• Vanessa is not returning Dan’s calls.
• But Dan will write her a long e-mail.
• He wants to explain what happened to her and herself.
• Nate says if he wants to take a break, he has Chuck’s black book.
• Dan says he didn’t know N and S were over.
• Nate says S wants to figure herself out.
• Dan is so intrigued that S is single now!
• Nate says he’s going to try to have fun. (With the girls.)
• Dan calls S.
• She’s in the car with Blair.
• Says they’re going to Paris.
• He says he was just calling to talk about things.
• She says she’ll see him in September.
• He says “sounds good” but when he hangs up, “no, it doesn’t.”
• He looks up Air France.
• Knock on the door.
• In comes Georgina.
• Dan is surprised to see her.
• She says she has something for him.
• She opens her coat…just like Jen did last week on 90210.
• And holds up sonogram pictures.
• Q31: You gave me this. Congratulations, daddy.–Georgina
• Q32: And all in an instant, everything changes. We leave the past behind and speed toward the unknown, our future. We set out for far off places and try to find ourselves or try to lose ourselves, exploring pleasures closer to home. The problems start when we refuse to let change happen and cling to old habits.–Gossip Girl
• Chuck tries to buy hookers.
• Too sketchy guys come up and try to rob him.
• They find the engagement ring box.
• He begs them not to take it. Begs and begs.
• OMGF!
• They shot Chuck!
• They run off as Chuck lays on the ground bleeding.
• Q33: But if he hold on to the past too tight, the future may never come. Til death do us part, XOXO Gossip Girl.–Gossip Girl
• Fade to black!!!!
• Moment of silence for Beverly Hills 90210, please.

That’s a wrap on One Tree Hill and Gossip Girl for the 2009-2010 television season. Thoughts?!