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EPISODE 2.22: Confessions

• Previously on: Naomi says Cannon harassed her, he asks her why she’s ruining his life, she says she lied, Dixon asks to go to Australia, Debbie finds out about Dixon’s problems, Jasper stalks Annie, he wants to be friends and she says no, Navid leaves a gift for Ade, Ade goes to NY with Javier, Spence tells Silver not to ruin Teddy’s career, she breaks up with him, Dixon and Silver kiss, Liam gives coins to Finn, Liam finds out his maid was fired over the coins, he tries to vent to Naomi and she blows him off, he calls Annie, Jen reveals she’s pregnant
• This is the second season finale.
• Starts with a sonogram.
• Showing Jen her baby.
• Right where we left off? Yep.
• Naomi is in the room. She’s still pretty shocked.
• Q1: Jen’s hardly human. I wouldn’t have thought she could reproduce.–Naomi
• Jen knows Naomi is not happy about this.
• Naomi can’t pay for the parking. Nurse says to get a job.
• She sneaks into a purse. Jen’s? Yes.
• She finds a paternity test booklet.
• It’s the evaluation report.
• She looks shocked.
• Annie and Liam are sitting on a bench.
• He says he’ll be sent away if tells the truth about the coins.
• Q2: I would never see you again. (Pause) I wouldn’t see anyone from West Bev.–Liam
• Aw. She totally took that to heart. Me too. Freudian slip!
• Annie gives suggestions on how to help the maid.
• He says he messed up and hurt someone.
• Annie says he’s lucky because he has options.
• Q3: Sometimes you mess up and there’s no way you can ever fix it.–Annie
• Yes! Javianna performing their duet! I EFFING LOVE THIS SONG!
• Cut to them leaving surrounded by paparazzi.
• Everyone loves them.
• She says it’s all amazing.
• In the limo, there’s tons of gifts from Javier’s fans. Including underwear. LOL
• He finds a box…Navid’s box!
• He says the charm bracelet isn’t his style.
• She thinks it’s cute.
• He says he can keep it. It’s a gift to her.
• He helps her put it on.
• Next day. At school.
• Ivy hops on Dixon’s back, piggy-style. It’s cute.
• He asks her to go to a party…a tradition.
• Senior class passing torn down to juniors.
• Red and white dress code. Candles.
• OTH sorta did this but it wasn’t a real event. Just a countdown to midnight.
• Ivy says school-sanctioned dances aren’t fun.
• He jokes that she has a bad attitude.
• She mentions Australia and it’s clear he’s hiding something.
• Ivy says he’s happy they got over their fight. They just need to be honest.
• Of course, he spies Silver and has trouble keeping his eyes off her.
• Ryan goes into his classroom. There’s balloons and they say Congrats Dad
• He finds a note. There’s the paternity report.
• Wonder if it’s fake or fixed or something.
• No Teddy or Navid yet. No real Silver, either.
• Segment with AnnaLynne and 90210 stylist Kime Buzzelli.
• Science class. Talking about the universe.
• Dixon and Ivy are bored.
• People have to pair up.
• She makes a joke and he’s distracted.
• He says he has something to tell her.
• Because he can’t not.
• He says when they broke up…
• …she says for like 2 minutes…
• …he says he ended up kissing Silver.
• They were sad and drunk and it didn’t mean anything. They don’t like each other.
• But he can’t keep a secret from her. Has to be honest.
• Q4: You  know what, Dixon? Screw you. I don’t  need to play second fiddle to another girl anymore. I’ve been on that ride before and I’m done.–Ivy
• He says she’s not second and she just leaves.
• Harry is with Mark in his office.
• Mark plagiarized a paper.
• Harry says he will get an F in English and not graduate.
• Mark doesn’t seem to care.
• He feels “fairly confident” that Harry can convince the teacher not to fail him…
• …because he will tell the superintendent how he covered up the vandalism and break-in for his son.
• Who didn’t see that coming? LOL
• Naomi is in gym class. People running. She can’t keep up.
• She spies Liam and miraculously speeds up to him. LOL
• She rambles about gym class, not realizing he’s not in a good mood.
• And then she does.
• But she just wants to know why he’s not returning her calls.
• He asks how she’s feeling.
• She forgets she claimed she was sick and then covers.
• Q5: Stop lying.–Liam
• She tries to cover with more excuses about being sick.
• He stops her.
• Q6: You know what, Naomi? It’s over. I don’t want to be with you anymore. We don’t have that much in common and you’ve lied to me too many times…It’s just too much. I’m done.–Liam
• During that ellipsis, he adds how forgave her for the Cannon thing and then she lied to him about being sick when he really needed to talk.
• Q7: “Oh my god! Like you’re so perfect! Like you always do the right thing!” “No, I don’t. But this, you and me, we’re done.”–Naomi and Liam
• Wow. Didn’t expect that so early on!
• She seems just really caught off-guard. And her response wasn’t exactly the best.
• Still  no Teddy or Navid. Or Silver, really.
• Gossip Girl promo. Weird.
• Oh, because it will be on Monday at 8. Repeat, obvi.
• Silver is interviewing Ade about her career taking off.
• They are in the Blaze room.
• They start to giggle about Javier.
• Navid is there and uncomfy.
• He spies the bracelet on her wrist and  looks confused/shocked.
• Ade says Javier is sweet, though they  just got together.
• Navid says to cut but Silver says they’re live LOL
• He has a mini melt-down and ushers everyone out.
• He has a few personal questions.
• Q7: Like for instance, how did you get that bracelet?–Navid
• She says Javier gave it to her.
• He points out the charms and how Javier couldn’t have known the meanings behind them.
• She realizes it’s from him.
• Everyone in the hallway is watching Navianna on the TV screens.
• Navid is ranting about her being with Javier and says she can be with him forever…
• Q8: But you can’t do it wearing my bracelet.–Navid
• He demands it back.
• Q9: I don’t want to give it back, Navid.–Ade
• She says she didn’t think he liked her.
• She’s a lot of drama, she says.
• He says he does like her.
• Like EVERYONE is watching.
• He says how amazing Javier is.
• Q10: “I’m just Navid. How can I compete with that?” “That’s where you’re wrong, Navid. No one can compete with you.”–Navid and Adrianna
• Everyone ‘aw’s.
• And they kiss.
• And everyone cheers.
• It’s pretty awesome.
• In the hallway, Silver is happy for them.
• Naomi is sad. She reveals Liam broke up with her.
• Silver hugs her.
• At beach club, Jen is ranting about the chef’s creme brule. There’s a metaphor but it is way too sexual.
• Ryan comes up and wants to talk to her.
• She excuses the chef.
• He asks if it’s true. Is she pregnant with his kid?
• She wants to know who told him.
• He saw the test.
• He wants to know how she got his DNA.
• She says he left his hairbrush at her house.
• Had to be ages ago, though. Not ages, but you know.
• Q11: So it’s true…I’m going to be a father.–Ryan
• He pauses a bit shocked but then says says he’s going to get his life on track and be there for his kid.
• He has a job, he has savings and he has summers off.
• He wants to do whatever he can to help the raise the baby. Their baby.
• Jen says she doesn’t need his help. She will have nannies.
• He says it’s his baby, too. He will have rights.
• Q12: Give it up, Ryan. My baby doesn’t need a public school teacher as a father.–Jen
• She tries to leave and he kind of grabs her arm.
• She frees herself, says she has prenatal yoga.
• Ryan is kind of surprised at his actions.
• At Silver’s garage, she confesses to Teddy that Spence offered her money to break up with him.
• Teddy FREAKS. Yells like we’ve never seen.
• That Spence thinks he can do whatever he wants.
• Silver seems a little scared.
• He asks why, if she didn’t take the money, she still broke up with him.
• She explains that she really didn’t want to get in the way of his tennis.
• Q13: I care about you too much to stay away from that.–Silver
• I messed that up. Because it doesn’t make sense.
• Q14: I want you in my life. I need you in my life.–Teddy
• He says he can have both, her and tennis.
• She doesn’t say anything.
• She opens the door.
• Q15: I ‘m sorry. It’s over.–Silver
• Wow. 180 for Silver. So co-dependent last year and now so self-sacrificing.
• It’s the junior-senior event.
• Juniors in red.
• Naomi and Silver arrive on her vespa. LOL
• Silver is ready to leave.
• Q16: Oh, shut up. Just because we’re single doesn’t mean we can’t have a fabulous time.–Naomi
• She starts singing Single Ladies and it’s HILAR.
• Silver doesn’t know why she’s not in a crappy mood.
• Naomi says Liam is a loser and she can do better.
• And they need to keep their heads up.
• She starts to sing again and wants Silver to join.
• But Silver is staring at Teddy.
• Naomi asks why they  broke up.
• Silver says she knows why. She wants what’s best for him.
• Naomi says it;s the same patronizing attitude that Spence had. Shouldn’t Teddy get to choose what’s best for himself?
• Wow. Good point, Naomi.
• Javier comes up to Ade.
• Why is he there?
• He invites her to come on tour as his opening act.
• She’s shocked…and then blurts that she’s back together with Navid.
• Q17: “Why?” “I love him.”–Ade
• She says she’s sorry and walks away.
• Laurel comes up and asks if he’s ready to sing.
• Oh, that makes sense.
• Q18: Adrianna just broke up with me. But it’s not over til it’s over.–Javier
• Creepy!
• Annie is dressed up at the marina.
• Liam is very happy to see her!
• She says she got ready for the event but came when she got his text.
• He explains he confessed to his mom about the coins.
• She will be telling his stepdad tomorrow.
• Q19: I’m so glad you made it because I wanted you here.–Liam
• He shows her his boat.
• She’s ecstatic to see it. Impressed that it floats. Calls it amazing.
• There’s an innuendo in there somewhere.
• She asks if it sails. He says “Let’s find out.”
• They get on and set off.
• Music picks up.
• It’s adorable.
• Differently done that Pacey and Joey. Good.
• They’re sailing, sailing, sailing.
• At the event, Ivy says she has to get of here.
• And then a voice over a loudspeaker tells her to report to the planetarium.
• She goes there. It’s dark. No one is there.
• You hear Dixon’s voice as the planets show above.
• He talks about the sun vs. earth-center universe theories.
• But, there’s a new theory that Dixon Wilson came up with, he says,
• Q20: He calls Ivy-centric.–Dixon
• It shows a picture of her above.
• Q21: You’re it, Ivy…You’re the center of my universe.–Dixon
• Q22: God, you’re crazy, Dixon.” “Crazy about you.”–Ivy and Dixon
• He jokes that if she doesn’t take him back, hopefully he’ll get some extra credit in class.
• Cheesy but cute.
• She takes his hand.
• They get back together.
• She still wants him to come to Australia.
• They leave tonight!
• But what ever happened with Debbie finding out about his problems?!
• More than half-way through and no Harry-Debbie details.
• Also doesn’t feel too much like a season finale yet. I guess we should expect lots in the next 20ish minutes!
• Javier performing.
• He looks a little angry.
• Silver and Naomi together. S staring at Teddy.
• He’s standing alone.
• Naomi tells her to go to him. And have fun.
• She walks over to him.
• Q24: I was wrong. I love you and I want to listen to you. And if you think you can play tennis and be with me, that’s your decision.–Silver
• He’s thrilled. They hug.
• He asks her to dance.
• No kiss? Boo.
• Naomi gives her thumbs up.
• Amazing how not broken-hearted Naomi seems.
• Ryan is at the event. He’s clearly drunk. Or high.
• Laurel says he’s in a good mood.
• Q25: Not really. Actually feeling more like a piece of trash.–Ryan
• He rambles that he was excited to be a father.
• Laurel says she’s wasted and needs to go home.
• He’s shocked at her rebuff.
• I kinda am, too. Given what we’ve seen from her.
• He leaves. I think. I mean, he walked away.
• Class of 2010 passes torch to class of 2011.
• People are paired up. Juniors get their candles lit from seniors.
• Everyone is really happy. But Naomi sees Seddy and Navianna and looks sad.
• I guess that’s the heart-break.
• She tears up and blows out her candle.
• She walks out and gets on a school bus.
• Outside, Ryan approaches some older woman and says he has to get back to school.
• She says he just missed the shuttle.
• He demands she drive him now.
• She says it’s 15 minutes til the next shuttle.
• He hops in the other waiting bus and takes off.
• Car accident coming up? Or just DUI?
• It’s nighttime, btw.
• On the boat, Liam apologizes to her for missing the party.
• Wasn’t he supposed to go, too? Technically?
• She asks what the boat’s name is.
• He had one picked out…but now he’s not using it.
• Aw. I guess it was Naomi? Or something to do with love?
• Q25: I guess the future is still unwritten.–Liam
• He asks what she thinks.
• She thinks it’s going to be rough for him now that he confessed.
• Q26: I’ve done drugs. I’ve been violent. I didn’t tell people the truth about what happened with Jen. I’m really sorry about that. But this year’s changed me….So, yes, it’s going to be tough. But if I didn’t [confess] I don’t think I’d be able to live with myself.–Liam
• She says he’s a better person than I.
• He says she would do the same in his position.
• Q27: Actually, I’ve done far worse and I haven’t come clean…I was the one who kills Joe Herman. Naomi has that prom afterparty last year and I was really upset and drunk. And I drove like that. I was coming down Mullhollond and I hit something.  I just panicked. I couldn’t even get out of the car. I drove home and secretly got the car fixed the next morning and hoped it was a coyote or something. But it wasn’t. I found out online that I hit a person. A man. And he was in a coma. And then he died. And his name was Joe Herman. And he was a human being. And I killed him.–Annie
• She breaks down and he pulls her into his arms.
• Wow. That was intense.
• Does Liam get the last name connection?
• Herman. Jasper Herman.
• Jasper is watching from afar, though!
• Which we knew would happen from the promo.
• At school, Naomi gets into her car.
• She’s not a happy camper.
• Her car won’t start, though!
• She sees a light on in school.
• Dixon is at home.
• Debbie comes in his room.
• He’s packing.
• She asks what makes him think he’s going away.
• He says he was never told he can’t.
• Really?!
• Q27: Oh, then let me be clear. You can’t.–Debbie
• He says he’s been planning this for ages.
• Um, no you haven’t.
• He asks if he’s supposed to stick around all summer and listen to her and dad fight.
• She just says the decision is final and walks out.
• Cut to her sitting outside alone.
• Harry comes home.
• She wants to know where he was.
• He was getting fired!!!
• Mark tried to blackmail him.
• He went to the superintendent and told her the truth…and they let him go.
• Wowow.
• She doesn’t say anything.
• He asks for her opinion.
• Q28: Maybe you shouldn’t have lied.–Debbie
• He flips at that response.
• Q29: You want some wisdom from me? Well, it’s too late. Maybe you’ve should’ve come to me before you made our lives a total mess.–Debbie
• He says he was protecting their son.
• She says Dixon needs to learn that actions have consequences.
• Q30: Don’t you get it, Harry? We don’t have anything. You don’t have a job. We don’t have savings. And we don’t love each other anymore!–Debbie
• He asks if that’s true, if they don’t love each other. And do the back-and-forth “Do you?” “Well, do you?”
• Q31: You look me in the eye and tell me if you’re still in love with me.–Debbie
• He just walks away.
• Wow. That was intense. I have to say, Rob and Lori have been nailing this in the last few episodes.
• Javier comes up to a canoodling Navianna.
• Javier says he just wants to talk to her.
• He knows they’re not together anymore but she’s talented.
• And the tour offer still stands.
• She’s shocked but happy.
• Navid says she should do it. It’s a huge opportunity.
• And he can go too!
• Javier says the tour is the whole year, not just the summer.
• Q32: Adrianna, this is your dream. Right here, right now. I know it’s not the safe move. Come on, take a risk.–Javier
• Oh boy. Offering her that high.
• Naomi goes into an open classroom.
• Cannon is in there working.
• She says her car won’t start.
• He looks sad and nervous.
• She says she needs a phone to call AAA.
• He asks if everything’s okay.
• She starts to cry and says it’s not.
• She sits down.
• Q33: Everything is not okay. Everything is wrong. And it’s all my fault. Because I’m self-centered and I’m a liar. And a terrible person.–Naomi
• He says she’s not a terrible person.
• She says she almost ruined his life.
• He says she didn’t.
• He offers her some water.
• He seems so sincere. But the promo suggests otherwise.
• Ryan leaves the bus running and gets out.
• Hit by a car?
• No, he’s in the West Bev parking lot.
• Gets into his car.
• And hits the car in front of him. Like a fender bender.
• He spies Naomi in the classroom window. But I don’t think she saw.
• He backs up in a fast speed and hits the West Bev sign!
• Cannon closes the blinds.
• The lights on the broken sign have started a fire.
• Liam and Annie are outside her house.
• She says she has to do this alone.
• He says he’s sleeping on his boat. His last night of freedom.
• But if she needs him..
• She thanks him. And they hug. And it’s awkwardly hot.
• She goes inside.
• Debbie is sitting alone, playing with her wedding ring.
• No, Harry is there, too.
• Q34: Mom, dad. I have something that I have to tell you.–Annie
• Liam is back at the marina.
• He spies his boat burning!
• He runs over to it but it’s too far away.
• A fireball goes up.
• There’s Jasper, with his crutches, coming onto the dock from a smaller boat.
• Liam tackles him!
• And punches him!
• Hard!
• Multiple times!
• Sirens in the background!
• Liam stops, hearing the sirens, but then punches again.
• And again.
• Cannon is showing Naomi a documentary.
• Naomi says it’s amazing. She’s impressed.
• He says he’s glad. He’s not a boring old bastard then.
• She says no. He’s talented.
• He thanks her. And takes her hand.
• It’s awk but she goes with it.
• But then wants her hand back.
• She says she should call AAA.
• He kisses her!
• She pushes him away.
• Q35: I know you wanted me to kiss you. Don’t feel guilty.–Cannon
• Q36: Enough with the teasing. And the whole harassment fantasy. Now that you’ve provoked me, you’re going to play innocent. I know you want me to.–Cannon
• Don’t think I got that quite right.
• She pushes him away again.
• He slaps her face!
• She tries to leave and he grabs her from behind.
• She says she’ll tell on him. He asks who’s she going to tell.
• Q37: Who’s gonna believe you? You’re the girl that cried wolf.–Cannon
• She looks shocked…because he’s right.
• Music blasts.
• Cuts to the West  Bev sign outside.
• Fades to black.
• Wish the promo and spoilers from MONTHS AGO didn’t completely give away the ending.
• No Harry resolution. Which I learned would be the case just a few hours ago. Interesting.

That’s a wrap on 90210 and live-blogging til the fall.

I will be resuming my weekly trivia games on Twitter soon and I will also have surveys to evaluate One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl and 90210’s seasons, like I did last year.